I'll just say at the outset, I will do Milf, but I don't like having it thrown in my face, I like my women to have a little grace for fvck's sake.
I love the twist at the end here.
Her: [original intro message lost, it was something in response to a comment in my profile about me not wanting to hear "about your hysterical fear of one night stands"]
Me: Ah, the one night stand thing! Turns out the girls who complain the loudest about it, have nothing else to offer anyway. Just a bit of Man-101 for you.
Before we get into the really hardcore flirting, what general part of [our city] are you in?
Her: I live at ...... half way between the city and the beach off ........ Road. What about you? And which of the forces [military] are you in?
Her: Oh and by the way the fact that u'll go away is so attractive...no one trying to tie me down....Man-101 is exactly what I'm looking for.
Me: Lol, well I might still try and tie you down, just in a much more literal sense. I'm in ........, nice and close to [the base] (I'm in the [branch of military]).
So, "dancingqueen" I didn't see any mention of that in your profile, are you hiding an embarrassing history of calisthenics and pole dancing? Or is it just an equally embarrassing love of Abba?
I'm up for a drink in the city next Friday or Saturday if that suits you.
Her: Ok that sort or tying down I might enjoy...and I'm not embarrassed at all by the fact that my cousin owns pole dancing studio's and I've slide up and down a pole more than once lol ...looking forward to some classes here soon actually....next Fri might work well if ur keen
Her: Ha so I just realised when u list someone as a favorite the other person gets notified...so just so ur not thinking I'm a crazy stalker...I only did that cos I've been inundated with clingy, want to take it slow losers or bikies that want me to walk on the wild side. Way way to serious for what I'm after...me the real reason for dancingqueen is that I'm about to relive my 20's and that involves dancing all night...so MSG me or not have a drink or just the hot steamy sex I don't care...though I recon u could show me a fun time on the town. Up to u
[And that is exactly where it just got too damn desperate and Milfy for my liking]
Me: Most guys will appreciate the aggressive, horny Milf thing you've got going on, but I'm going to pass.
[Nexted at this point]
Her: Funny as cos that's not me at all but never mind...just out of a 20 yr relationship and got a little paranoid when someone added me as a
favorite. Anyway that's cool catch ya
Her: Btw I might be showing my age but what the hell is Milf?
[Then, a month later, and a few profile updates later, this!]
Her: A relationship hey ...... ?? You must of had your fill of one night stands!?! Or totally over the Internet dating thing...
You know...I find you very intriguing...you change your profile quite regularly and seem to have quite the sense of humour...yet a deep thinker with strength and inner convictions, quite the mix aren't you.
Certainly put me in my box last time we spoke and I went away and though about a few things...ended up feeling like I misrepresented myself.
I actually did some reading on libertarianism...interesting, people who don't live by government enforced rules so much as by moral conviction.
Not that I think I'm your dream girl...I think you're looking for something quite elusive but who knows maybe you'll find it..
I love the twist at the end here.
Her: [original intro message lost, it was something in response to a comment in my profile about me not wanting to hear "about your hysterical fear of one night stands"]
Me: Ah, the one night stand thing! Turns out the girls who complain the loudest about it, have nothing else to offer anyway. Just a bit of Man-101 for you.
Before we get into the really hardcore flirting, what general part of [our city] are you in?
Her: I live at ...... half way between the city and the beach off ........ Road. What about you? And which of the forces [military] are you in?
Her: Oh and by the way the fact that u'll go away is so attractive...no one trying to tie me down....Man-101 is exactly what I'm looking for.
Me: Lol, well I might still try and tie you down, just in a much more literal sense. I'm in ........, nice and close to [the base] (I'm in the [branch of military]).
So, "dancingqueen" I didn't see any mention of that in your profile, are you hiding an embarrassing history of calisthenics and pole dancing? Or is it just an equally embarrassing love of Abba?
I'm up for a drink in the city next Friday or Saturday if that suits you.
Her: Ok that sort or tying down I might enjoy...and I'm not embarrassed at all by the fact that my cousin owns pole dancing studio's and I've slide up and down a pole more than once lol ...looking forward to some classes here soon actually....next Fri might work well if ur keen
Her: Ha so I just realised when u list someone as a favorite the other person gets notified...so just so ur not thinking I'm a crazy stalker...I only did that cos I've been inundated with clingy, want to take it slow losers or bikies that want me to walk on the wild side. Way way to serious for what I'm after...me the real reason for dancingqueen is that I'm about to relive my 20's and that involves dancing all night...so MSG me or not have a drink or just the hot steamy sex I don't care...though I recon u could show me a fun time on the town. Up to u
[And that is exactly where it just got too damn desperate and Milfy for my liking]
Me: Most guys will appreciate the aggressive, horny Milf thing you've got going on, but I'm going to pass.
[Nexted at this point]
Her: Funny as cos that's not me at all but never mind...just out of a 20 yr relationship and got a little paranoid when someone added me as a
favorite. Anyway that's cool catch ya
Her: Btw I might be showing my age but what the hell is Milf?
[Then, a month later, and a few profile updates later, this!]
Her: A relationship hey ...... ?? You must of had your fill of one night stands!?! Or totally over the Internet dating thing...
You know...I find you very intriguing...you change your profile quite regularly and seem to have quite the sense of humour...yet a deep thinker with strength and inner convictions, quite the mix aren't you.
Certainly put me in my box last time we spoke and I went away and though about a few things...ended up feeling like I misrepresented myself.
I actually did some reading on libertarianism...interesting, people who don't live by government enforced rules so much as by moral conviction.
Not that I think I'm your dream girl...I think you're looking for something quite elusive but who knows maybe you'll find it..

