Bigtrucker2008 said:
Actually you are both wrong or mabye didn't get the idea of what I was saying. Sometimes false stories are good. For example one day I went out to lunch with some friends. Nothing spectacular happened. Later when one of my girlscalled me, I told her I had a female waitress with manly hands who seemed like she had a thing for me. I made a few small jokes about it and then proceeded with conversation. It made the chick laugh, and adding that little detail made things seem a bit more interesting than just lunch.
When you guys grow your alpha male balls, let me know.
It's nothing to do with Alpha Male balls. It's common sense.
You're trying to fake being an interesting person. Don't you see the flaw in that? Think of it like good literature. SHOW, don't tell.
I'm not saying go out and become a rockstar overnight. But is there really nothing you can do that will bring up some interesting stories?
I'll throw you a bone, a friend of mine had a birthday recently and as a joke i bought him a giant pepperoni. the allusion was obvious and on the card it said "I know you've been wanting one."
We were at Hooters, and the waitress comes up and is all confused. "Why did he give you a giant pepperoni?" and seemingly she didn't get the joke. It's the perfect opening for him, and thankfully he's comfortable in gaming her and doing the whole "i'm the birthday boy" bit. so when the bill comes we convince him to write his number down to give her.
Of course we're complete ****s to each other when it's a birthday, so i draw a little cartoon c0ck next to the number and watch the hilarity from afar.
Surprisingly, the waitress thought it was hilarious and gave us a coupon to use next time.
There you go. Now what are you gonna do with it?
