"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Interesting Openers

Brian20o2

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Lots of people say pick up lines dont work, this is true most of the time because the girl can tell that its a pickup line (ex "i didnt know angles flew this low") but what about interesting ones mixed with some dj skills? heres what i mean

Example
walk up to a girl "excuse me but im doing a survey and need u to answer some questions." pause then u ask if she likes something like "do u like country music" she says yes u be like "good ur my new girl friend" she says no "Then in that case im afraid it would never work out between us, bye" after this she'll be like wtf? and be intriged

Please post any other orginal openers that could be used anywhere.
 

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Originally posted by Brian20o2
Please post any other orginal openers that could be used anywhere.
probably not original, but i use it all the time, everywhere: "hey" and i usually smile when i say it...works like a charm

btw, most guys around here don't use lines. for openers, try making situational comments, on something interesting ...

for more lines and stuff like that, check out fastseduction.com, they're more into lines, etc.

although...i've never done this, but heard someone do it here: go up to a girl in a grocery store, and say "hey, do you prefer this" hold up a small banana to your crotch...then you say, "or this" and hold up a larger banana

i might try that sometime :crackup:
 

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Re: Re: Interesting Openers

Originally posted by h2o

although...i've never done this, but heard someone do it here: go up to a girl in a grocery store, and say "hey, do you prefer this" hold up a small banana to your crotch...then you say, "or this" and hold up a larger banana

i might try that sometime :crackup:
I remember that... ahhhh... Classic funny, had me laughing for hours. that guy must have balls of steel now. lol
 
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