"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Instructional Film of Dating from the 50's
- Thread starter DJDamage
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
Wow, I expected it to be chock-full of corny afc bullsh*t, and it actually wasn't bad at all....for teenage dating in the 50s at least.
Some funny stuff in there, though.
"well, so long!" *walks away* :crackup:
Some funny stuff in there, though.
"well, so long!" *walks away* :crackup:
thederekeffect1
Master Don Juan
"The Nerve! *hangs up*" ... B*tch. NEXT!
DumpaLumpagus
Don Juan
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:crackup:
Its.... So...... CORNY! :crackup:
Its.... So...... CORNY! :crackup:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
JaguarMike
Don Juan
lol "well so long" that was the best. I'm surprised that was actually really pimp, that dude was doing well. ahhhh I wish it we lived back then.
PRMoon
Master Don Juan
gee that was swell! I feel like having a malted milk after that!
Thank god I missed the 50's. Kind a pissed about missing the 70's but hey life goes on.
Thank god I missed the 50's. Kind a pissed about missing the 70's but hey life goes on.
Rec_rejection_phobic
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"mss Davis, this is WOODY":crackup:
"and you leave your boyfreind with enough money so he'll take you out again":crackup: :crackup:
You guys notice haw at the begining they talk about haw to choose a gurl. I totaly agree with this. A lot of guys say it's all about numbers and i disagree. Why would you ask 30 gurls out and get rejected 25 times, when you could ask 10 GOOD ONCE and get recected only 5 times.
"and you leave your boyfreind with enough money so he'll take you out again":crackup: :crackup:
You guys notice haw at the begining they talk about haw to choose a gurl. I totaly agree with this. A lot of guys say it's all about numbers and i disagree. Why would you ask 30 gurls out and get rejected 25 times, when you could ask 10 GOOD ONCE and get recected only 5 times.
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AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Janet is ugly.
Betty is ugly.
Anne is ugly, but she knows how to have fun!
Betty is ugly.
Anne is ugly, but she knows how to have fun!