Infamous Sh!t Tests, ********, etc.

[AAAgent]

Some Sh!t Tests

"Oh, I can't make it. My parents are making me go see a movie with them last minute, I'm sorry."

How you would treat my parents is most likely how you will treat me is what she is thinking. Do not fall for this trick, you are not desperate or needy so just let her go.

That's fine, we'll just meet up some other time. Go have fun with your family.

"Hey we're going out for happy hour you should come."

She's thinking, can I make you come that easily? If so your nexted. Do not fall for this, you are a busy man and don't have time for unexpected plans. You are not the average guy so don't let her put in you the same category.

I can't actually. I have to run some errands before (insert a certain time) comes but maybe next time. Hope you guys have fun.

"Hey, i'm kind of hungry...Want to get something to eat?"

She definitely is interested in you and since she had the guts to ask you out alone to a dinner date, you should take her up on it. But remember you are a busy man and only have enough time for dinner.

Ya sure. We have to eat now(or say a certain time frame that you know she can make. if she says she can't make it then too bad for her) though. I need to go grab some supplies for a presentation tommorow at school/work. You want to go to that Korean place?

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DJ Q:So what do you plan on doing after you graduate/in the future?
HB A:Well i wanted to go overseas to go backpacking/peace corp/change of scenery and possibly move/Teach english in a 3rd world country/etc but i don't know. Maybe if i find someone right for me, i might just want to settle down after i graduate and stay here. Possibly go to medical school

She is talking about you dummy. She is not going oversea's or any of that crap, she is most likely going to medical school. Play your cards right and she will be yours.


HB Q: Why is it so hard to find a nice guy. Can't there be any genuine and honest guys like you out there? I seem to always find the wrong guys.

Some guys consider this a LJBF phrase but i see it differently. If you are only friends with this person and it she hasn't turned you into her BFF yet. (as in hugging, calling you 24/7 to discuss anything, etc) This is her showing vulnerability to you. Also if you are a DJ there should be no way you would be put in the friend zone anyway. You must play the role that she wants. Seduce her now and she will most likely give you something worth the trouble, whether it be ons or w/e.


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When on an action date or any date of some sort and the female seems to be more uptight/shy/and say's yes to almost everything than usual she is most likely really interested in you. You must assume the dominant position of the male. If she seems cold, give her a jacket. Hot, grab both of you some drinks. Tired, offer a break.

 

[Daddy The Pimp]

Man, you should never have stock responses for **** tests...

You don't HAVE to turn down her 'happy hour' request if you don't want to, she most certainly won't change her mind suddenly because you are "OMFG AVAILABLE!!!" If you think you'll have fun DEFINITELY go. Just don't go purely in hopes of getting action.

You know, when you are talking to ANYONE, not just chicks, you shouldn't be actively thinking in terms of strategies and ****. Imagine if when you went out with your guy mates you had lines and stuff, and strategies to use on them... You won't fail her *tests* unless you suddenly change in attitude.

Boom ! +1
Exactly. Don't view them as a sh1t tests. As long as you're cool guy and know your values , you're not failing any test.

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Shit:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Wolf again.

 

[AAAgent]

Man, you should never have stock responses for **** tests...

The replies are meant to be an example, not word for word responses.

As a Dj you should be improving your lifestyle consistently or atleast working towards that. If you really have NOTHING better to do, than by all means head out and have a good time but remember that time and money can be better spent elsewhere on yourself.

By doing something else productive you not only make yourself more valuable, other people will realize that if they want to spend time with you they must fit into YOUR schedule. Instead of last minute outings, they will plan ahead of time and let you know.

You know, when you are talking to ANYONE, not just chicks, you shouldn't be actively thinking in terms of strategies and ****.

if your a natural or dj that is fine and all this should be part of your routine. If your an AFC or aspiring dj, you need strict guidelines to follow so you don't stray the path.
Sure you can go out to every outing someone invites you too. Have the time of your life every weekend and get piss drunk. you can refuse to let your date go see a movie with her parents because you planned yours first and so on.

These are just all examples and guidelines to add to the soldiers arsenal.

 

[Daddy The Pimp]

Man the thread is all OK , it has some solid points but the thing is , we as a forum should not focus on responses of sh1t test and other outer game sh1t. Why ? Because most of AFC's misuse these responses and these things. They see everything as a test. They have 30 lines and cant wait to use and even when women is asking something politely , they will spit their lines and come off as a arrogant try hards. Hope you got the point.

 

[Jon55]

Man the thread is all OK , it has some solid points but the thing is , we as a forum should not focus on responses of sh1t test and other outer game sh1t. Why ? Because most of AFC's misuse these responses and these things. They see everything as a test. They have 30 lines and cant wait to use and even when women is asking something politely , they will spit their lines and come off as a arrogant try hards. Hope you got the point.

Lines don't work anyway. I mean come on. It's not a script. This isn't a movie. So what happens when you run out of lines? You have to start improving or actually do something unique. Use the lines a source of inspiration to get your creative/playful banter going.