"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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In this forum, when you read the word "dj", how do you say it in your head?

How do you read "dj" on here?

  • I pronounce it "dee-jay"

    Votes: 18 81.8%
  • I pronounce it "duan juan"

    Votes: 4 18.2%

  • Total voters
    22
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When someone uses the letters "dj" in this forum, how do you read it in your head?
I know you all know what it stands for, but how do you read it.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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for some reason "dj" always reads "delusional jackasses" to me but thats probably because i've been hanging around the forums too long.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Always DJ....HB...AFC....UG. I always use them as their abrivations as I can talk to my wing and no one around knows what we are talking about.

He came up to me the other day when i was with a girl and in front of me he said "Dont forget to close". I was like "ofcorse". The girl didnt have a clue what he was on about. I told her it was just a private joke.

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Tomatoes said:
He came up to me the other day when i was with a girl and in front of me he said "Dont forget to close". I was like "ofcorse". The girl didnt have a clue what he was on about. I told her it was just a private joke.
(sensual giggles) ohhhh tomatoe youre so mysterious
 
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