"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i have a problem AS YOU CAN SEE IM 17 AND I HAVE A GIRL WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX AND I HAVE NO WHERE TO TAKE HER.MY PARENTS ARE ALLWAYS HOME AND HER PARENTS ARE ALLWAYS HOME AND I DONT REALLY HAVE MONEY FOR A MOTEL DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS ON WHERE TO TAKE HER?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You can’t get $40 for a cheap motel?

I'll list some of the places I have had sex (that are free)

-Public toilet
-Park
-Car
-Airport
-Football stadium
-Shopping center
-Airplane
-Train
-Train station
-Cinema (One of my favorites but make sure you’re not watching a kids movie)
-Night club
-Up against some random person fence
-Pools
-Changing rooms (in a cloths shop)
-Chess tournament (don't ask)
-Boat
-Beach
-Rain forest
-Gift shop
-Bus stop

That’s all I can think of right now, I'm sure in that list you will find something useful.
 
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