"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Im Right Here...

TonyTheTigerOI

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Originally posted by snareknight08
Okay, this really makes me mad. Tony was about the biggest inspiration to me in almost 3 years of reading (this isn't my first user name) and he isn't finishing what he started :confused: Where the heck is he?
Im right ****ing here.

Any man can be great for a day... a candle in the wind... he flickers greatly for a moment and then hes gone forever. Everything changes, so I figured, why not me? Look at me. Look at those approaches. I am smooth. They are smooth. I wasnt getting laid. WHY!? Because it CANT JUST BE ABOUT NUMBERS! Even if you are approaching thousands of women in a year... if you meet them simply for the sake of tallying youre addressbook youre doomed. I WANTED MORE. So I quite. I changed. And I will succeed.

I focus on my life now, instead of girls. Girls have been picking up on this... when I make approaches - they count. When I call girls, they are incredibly receptive. They call me... I am receptive. Life is getting better. Life IS better.

Some times, on the road to happyness you hit dead ends. If you dont swallow youre pride and retrace your steps, youll never get to where you belong.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Fender

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F*cK!!! LOOK at that attitude. If a girl doesn't fall for you, she has no idea what sh'es missing out on....

I'm glad you realised you were on the wrong path, and yet, still man enuff to admit it and retrace your steps. You hv my greatest respect...and I gbarely even know you!

Anyways, what goals/plans do u hv now?
 

LikRetsam

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I believe in honesty guys and here's the truth. He's been in my basement learning the ways. I kept him studying in the dark for 30 days then let him see the light. Don't mind the whip marks on his back. It had to be done.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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teencraft

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Originally posted by LikRetsam
I believe in honesty guys and here's the truth. He's been in my basement learning the ways. I kept him studying in the dark for 30 days then let him see the light. Don't mind the whip marks on his back. It had to be done.
that's kinda gay...
 

teencraft

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Originally posted by A&F Brand Cologne
Anthony,

Is there room for one more on your cock? Let me know.

A&F
:crackup:
 
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