"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Im not ready yet!!

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So im sleeping over my gfs place were in her bed watching tv and I wanted to f*ck her. So I start kissing her then her neck and telling her how good she smell ect. She really gets into it I take of her shirt keep kissing work my way down and i slowly take of her pants.

THEN

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I SAW A PENIS

joking

back on track i took of her pants and

Errrrrrrrrrrrr

she says "wait wait wait im not ready yet sorry are you mad? im just not ready sorry baby". This from a girl with 2 vibrators and porn tapes in her drawers!

An don’t say I didn’t turn her on enough because she was wet and she was ripping my cloths off.

So any insight into why she stopped? I honestly never had a girl stop me when we got that into it. She is obviously into sex if u read my previous post about her.

Post on how she became my GF with Pic

the pic is about half way down the first page.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Originally posted by Black_Italian
So im sleeping over my gfs place were in her bed watching tv and I wanted to f*ck her. So I start kissing her then her neck and telling her how good she smell ect. She really gets into it I take of her shirt keep kissing work my way down and i slowly take of her pants.

THEN

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I SAW A PENIS

joking

back on track i took of her pants and

Errrrrrrrrrrrr

she says "wait wait wait im not ready yet sorry are you mad? im just not ready sorry baby". This from a girl with 2 vibrators and porn tapes in her drawers!

An don’t say I didn’t turn her on enough because she was wet and she was ripping my cloths off.

So any insight into why she stopped? I honestly never had a girl stop me when we got that into it. She is obviously into sex if u read my previous post about her.

Post on how she became my GF with Pic

the pic is about half way down the first page.
damn ... your gf's hot.
 

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wow, ninja's chick is a babe


....anyways, my thought is the same as this other guys' post (NoMoreAFC)

she just isn't ready yet and I don't think it's a shyt test.

maybe it's her confidence but I'm still surprized she stopped when you got THAT far

time to pull out the toys outta the drawer man
 

Black_Italian

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lol When she finaly decides to have sex im getting her to wear the lingere thal be a great site.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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