I'm new and need advice. Warning *Long newb story*

[Kyo]

EDit: forget the long story.

my best friend, Ann always makes fun of me (does homo/retard jokes).
when she's serious, she talks about guy problems or making music with her band.
We always do pranks and tickle fights with each other.

she called me earlier after 4 days of no talking to ask me for our dealer's number (i don't smoke anymore) because her BF has hernia. While I'm telling her the number, I get interrupted whenever they kept laughing in the background. when I wanted to end the convo with "I have some things to do.", she ends it off, ok i have to go bye.

This is really pissing me off. She's like mi familia but I'm attracted to her at the same time (she's like almost perfect for my type). I'm trying to do detachment (not seeing her, calling her, picking up phone calls) but she still manages to get the last say.

The other day, after not seeing her for 2 weeks, she says she needs me to go to the dentist because she's scared of the root canal and I go w/ my college friends, we have fun and all that **** afterwards, but its like she takes me for granted. I've gone out of my way in the past for her but never the other way around. And I'm not doing it again.

Anyway to turn this situation around?

 

[Kyo]

Ok I changed it so no more long story. please reply.

 

[I'm Charming]

Anyway of you f¤¤king her?

Not a hope in hell.

Deeply friendzoned I'm afraid mate and if you have any sense you'll cut contact with this girl because of the negative effect she's having on you whilst she reaps all the benefit of the 'friendship'.

If I'm being honest you sound a bit immature, you sound like one of her girlfriends and she has a hold over you. The boyfriend is probably some badmouthed arsewipe, right?

Real men don't play games, in your head you know what's happening here, get the f¤¤k out of there.

 

[Kyo]

I did this with another girl too. I guess I have to do it again. Thanks a lot.

In fact she just gave me a photo of a homo black guy on phone.
**** it.

 

[I'm Charming]

No problem bro, it's happened to the best of us, keep your head up and don't let b¤tches play mind games with you. She will know what you want out of her, don't let her manipulate you with that knowledge.

 

[slcKing]

Nexted her, its not worth it. trust me

 

[Bluesteak]

As Lil Wayne puts it, No Homo.
Next!