"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'm gonna try to do the Gunwitch Method on my teacher

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I'm gonna do it after school tomorrow. She is a chemistry teacher and I'm an 18 year old Senior and I'm done with school, gonna graduate Saturday. I already know she is "in" to me, I'm gonna try to use Gunwitch to seal the deal. Somebody please give me some tips(convo, isolation, what to do, what to expect etc.).
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Ok I'm not going to try and stop you even though I dont agree with the whole doing your teacher thing ............. unless shes damn hot then yea maybe.

But reread gunwitch method and rememebr isolate her and keep her isolated, then get in close and talk softly and slowly she's naturally draw closer, make sure your smell good, and then its up to you, goodluck.
 

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So when I feel like she's ready should I go, can I kiss you? I know its probaby gonna have to be me to have to make the first move.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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dadmonson said:
So when I feel like she's ready should I go, can I kiss you? I know its probaby gonna have to be me to have to make the first move.
Do not ASK her if you can kiss her... wtf man... ASK?
You just ****ing do it.

Start by giving her hugs when you guys are alone.
Or while she is sitting at her desk come up behind her and talk to her and with 1 hand kinda rub her back, see what she does in reply...

Keep in mind some women are just flirty...

My 11th grade year I could have started a relationship with my Cisco Networking Teacher, but she just wasn't hot enough and I had oneitus at the time. One of my best friends ending up getting head from her later on. :yes:
 

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As far as I am concerned he has nothing to lose by trying.
 

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tell her you need some extra help in understanding the more important chemical reactions...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Sexual

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Haha, I can't wait to check this post out if you go through with it.

A friend of mine ****ed our guidance counselor his senior year. It was epic.
 

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Cash37 said:
Dont let your d*ck mess up your GPA.. get that grade first
Thats my main reason for why not to try and bone your teachers, yea the teachers may be nice but there are plenty of other places to get girls, I never try anything when I'm studying or working out, or even at a job.

Those 3 places for me are things I do so I can have a better life dont need girls distracting me there.

Have you guys ever wondered why the guys that score with teachers often flunk the paper, or get fired from their jobs or stop working out at the gym cause they had problems with some girl they hooked up with there.

But hey If it works for you go for it man, I still say you can meet way better girls everywhere else.
 

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bump... how'd it go... i'm interested in all threads involving teachers...

not every guy is that lucky. damnit.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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dadmonson said:
So when I feel like she's ready should I go, can I kiss you? I know its probaby gonna have to be me to have to make the first move.
Ask your hot babe teacher for private lessons after school, impress her by excelling in them, sit close to her, hold her hand and let her know that you want to fvck her, take it very slowly, be cautious, as any simple mistake on your behalf will completely stuff it up.
I wish a hot 32 year old teacher like Darcie Esson had molested me when I was 15. :D
 

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I don't understand the whole "teacher" concept I guess.

They are authority figures...they can be a solid 10 but I'm not persuing that...
 

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Still no response:
*Things must have gone really, really bad
*or, he decided not to go for it
 
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