"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm a Mature Woman...

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PuertoRican_Lover

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Originally posted by sweetypie
This may sound petty but I feel if a man cheats on a woman, F$#k that turn the other cheak sh## she should repay him the favor. I know, i know its horrible, but i'm just being honest. I can't stand for a man to have an up on me. I also don't understand why men think its ok to cheat, but if the woman they are with does it, she is a ho, or worst. I feel whats good for the man is good for the female, and i'm tempted to do my thing on the side just incase my suspicions are right, Ms.. S
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This is the typical modern-day hor mindset that I have been ranting about in most of my posts!! No surprises here that many women think like this!

Thisc chick is probably a DJ's 'girlfriend'!:rolleyes:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Bungo Pony

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Originally posted by sweetypie
Hello Gentleman! I am a 23 year old, I am currently Dating a 29 year old man and I can't trust him. He swears up and down he's not cheating on me, but i've been with him 2 years and still can't trust him. I have never caught him cheating. I don't have proof, and a lot of times when i think he was lieing i found he wasnt. This is tearing me apart because I'm faithful to him, but i'm torn with the what ifs.
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Keep doing what you're doing, and you'll be giving him reasons to cheat on you. No man can stand an incredibly insecure woman.
 
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Re: Re: I'm a Mature Woman...

Originally posted by Player_Supreme
I am not even going to read your post. Your only 23. How can you call yourself a mature woman? I'm 45.

Secondly, your on a site whinning about your man to a bunch of players? Now how much sense does that make?
It's like wearing nuthin but a thong with 1,000,000.00 strapped to your ass and walking into a locked room full of cutthroats rapist and murderers.

Sorry sista wrong place. Look at the sign on the door.

I just glanced at the middle of your post. Your cheating on him and trying to justify it with "well he must be cheating on me"...lame baby.

Good bye!
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hahahaha. PS, you crack me up bro. You speak the truth, but goddamn that was some funny shiite.
 
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Where is that young lady (or was the mature lady, I forget now) sweetpie. Come back sweetypie, I hope your feelings have't been hurt.

PS: If you ever need someone to appreciate your maturity while you bf is out bonking all the young hotties, give me a ring. I make house calls :)
 
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Originally posted by stevera004
Come back sweetypie, I hope your feelings have't been hurt.
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Come back? :p She's still hiding in the back of the closet, sucking her thumb and clutching her "Barbie" doll!

Did she actually think that you guys would break ranks? That you'd support her plan to cheat on her boyfriend? Silly girl! What the hell was she thinking??? :confused:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Freaking epic!

Originally posted by WaterTiger
Come back? :p She's still hiding in the back of the closet, sucking her thumb and clutching her "Barbie" doll!
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God, that quote is priceless, thanks WT!

Most guys here have been cheated and/or trashed on and sh-ttypye wants us to affirm that?

At least survey the scene before posting here, sheesh.

I don't care if she ever returns, she's just another dumb wh-re.
 
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WHOA!
this relationship sounds bad...!!
get out now...its not worth it if you are having these suspicions and thoughts yourself of cheating..
 
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