"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I'm 28 years old and i'm not horny...

Pimp-sicle

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If your sex drive has plummeted somewhat suddenly its likely due to your diet.

Diets too low in fat and carbs will zapppppp your sex drive super fast.

Try getting some cheese, butter and some potatoes back in your diet and I guarantee you that you will want to phuck the shiat outta your wife like you were a 18 year old watching a porn for the first time.





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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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backbreaker

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oh it's back lol.

i agree about the diet. i do tend to eat more low carb than the avg perfson, about 25% of my daily intake but i also have clean refeed days as well.
 

thefonz

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You said you were a busy guy...stress?

You're lifestyle may not be calling for you to seek out sex right now. Nothing wrong with that. Unless, there IS something wrong with that in which case ease up on the workload somehow.
 
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