"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If you were a chick for a day....?

Raikojo17

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what would you do?

what would you look like? Hot hot would you be?

Would you play the game, or let the game play you?

would you be happy?

I think if i were a chick i'd look just like my girlfriend, firm, tall, athletic and alittle thick with a big butt

I'd probably be a nice wholesome girl who saves it for a relationship and i would probably be Bi because women are sexy!

you??

Just alittle crazy question for your thoughts
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Wiesman44

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I'd get banged by dudes all day long..........no, wait...............LOL
 

Maxtro

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I'd be the same height since I'm 5'6 but be about 20 pounds lighter. Long brown hair, nice ass, medium tits, cute face and a goatee. J/k :D

I'd probably just wear fitted jeans and a t-shirt. Nothing underneath cause underwear bugs me.

Since it's only for a day I'd still have my guy brain so I'll be 100% lez. I'd end the day by going to a club dancing and making out with hot girls. LOL it'll probably be easier to hook up with girls if you are one.
 

horaholic

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I'd go convince some rich sucker to buy me shyt, then not fvck him.
 

mpimpin

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I'd spend the day hooking up with sexy chicks and a vibrator
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

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