"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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'If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.'

DiegoSantori

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I disagree with this quote by Marilyn Monroe. In my opinion, it doesn't mean anything if you can make a woman laugh. Of course, laughing has a way of making you feel connected to the people around you and it breaks the ice when meeting someone for the first time but it is still overrated.

Women want masculine, dominant men and not a funny clown. If she laughs at your jokes, it doesn't mean anything. Every now and then, you can say something funny, but only if you want to, not to gain her approval or to 'make her feel closer to you'.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Just like zebras don't tell lions how to hunt them.. women don't tell men how to attract them.

Asking a woman how to attract her is like going on a job interview and asking the interviewer how to get the job. :crackup:

Women know what they want and they know what turns them on. They are fully aware of it. However, they will never tell you.. because women don't believe men should be allowed to "cheat" at the game. So a woman will never tell you how to improve yourself in a way that actually makes you more attractive. That is cheating. Women believe that REAL attractive men will show themselves naturally and the clueless men who need to ask women for dating advice are obviously not attractive... and thus.. not worth dating... and thus.. only fit to be emotional support, stand-ins, entertainment and BFF's while she dating real men.

I think women give dating advice for their own entertainment to watch stupid men try to follow it. She believes.. if a man is really attractive... he would:

1. Not listen to anything she says
2. Not need her dating advice
3. Be f*cking her instead of asking her questions
 

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Being funny can be done in a seducing manner. The way you SS guys view things in black & white and absolutes is annoying.

No being a clown won't get you into a woman's pants but a sense of humor does help.

Making someone laugh creates an emotional connection (contrary to popular belief, can happen with a woman) an emotional connection leads to familiarity, familiarity leads to trust, then bam just like that you've fūcked her after knowing her 5 hrs and in three days she's trying to buy you a car. (RL examples, it was a hoopD)

However, in my humble opinion, being funny comes from the understanding of social dynamics and it's manipulation. Perhaps what Marilyn Monroe meant was:

'If you're charismatic enough, you can get ANYONE to do ANYTHING.'

DISCLAIMER: I agree with what Poon said about women advice on relationships.
 

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If you apply the title of this post, unless you have other qualities you are a dancing monkey. Our friend Marilyn didn't realise that other factors were more important.
 

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As is so often the case with women, I'm betting this quote was 'incomplete', and although far less catchy, probably should have read something closer to - "This guy I'm currently getting railed by, Jesus Christ... he's hysterical! Love him! Seriously, if you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything"
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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DiegoSantori said:
I disagree with this quote by Marilyn Monroe. In my opinion, it doesn't mean anything if you can make a woman laugh. Of course, laughing has a way of making you feel connected to the people around you and it breaks the ice when meeting someone for the first time but it is still overrated.

Women want masculine, dominant men and not a funny clown. If she laughs at your jokes, it doesn't mean anything. Every now and then, you can say something funny, but only if you want to, not to gain her approval or to 'make her feel closer to you'.
Agreed. So many people confuse what women ENJOY versus what TURNS THEM ON. Of course women ENJOY humor. Why not? But I don't believe for one second that she would F the guy JUST because he's funny.

And a celebrity like Marilyn would certainly demand much more from a man than humor lol.
 

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Poon King said:
Just like zebras don't tell lions how to hunt them.. women don't tell men how to attract them.

Asking a woman how to attract her is like going on a job interview and asking the interviewer how to get the job. :crackup:

Women know what they want and they know what turns them on. They are fully aware of it. However, they will never tell you.. because women don't believe men should be allowed to "cheat" at the game. So a woman will never tell you how to improve yourself in a way that actually makes you more attractive. That is cheating. Women believe that REAL attractive men will show themselves naturally and the clueless men who need to ask women for dating advice are obviously not attractive... and thus.. not worth dating... and thus.. only fit to be emotional support, stand-ins, entertainment and BFF's while she dating real men.

I think women give dating advice for their own entertainment to watch stupid men try to follow it. She believes.. if a man is really attractive... he would:

1. Not listen to anything she says
2. Not need her dating advice
3. Be f*cking her instead of asking her questions
Very true.
 

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Between_The_Lines said:
As is so often the case with women, I'm betting this quote was 'incomplete', and although far less catchy, probably should have read something closer to - "This guy I'm currently getting railed by, Jesus Christ... he's hysterical! Love him! Seriously, if you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything"
Funny as sh!t!!!
 

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No, not by being a clown, but by being witty/clever. It'll help you when you give her all of those vague, indirect, super Don Juan answers to her shıt tests.
 

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This only works wonders if she finds you attractive.

Damn, everything works wonders on a woman who finds you attractive!

If not, your sense of humor will land you as a friend, emotional tampon, or jester.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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nismo-4 said:
This only works wonders if she finds you attractive.

Damn, everything works wonders on a woman who finds you attractive!

If not, your sense of humor will land you as a friend, emotional tampon, or jester.
^^^This right here.^^^

A chick needs to find you attractive personally to "make her do anything" and get butterflies/ "make her laugh" otherwise you're just the funny friendzoned dude.

If a chick finds you personally attractive she'll laugh and giggle at most things you may say that you yourself don't even find necessarily hilarious.

If simply making chicks laugh made chicks "do anything" then every funny guy would have chicks throwing themselves at them and having chicks do whatever they wanted specifically off of humor alone which we all know isn't reality.
 
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