"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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If ur cousin was super hot and wanted you to fvck her in the ass, would you do it

If ur cousin was super hot and wanted you to fvck her in the ass, would you do it

  • Yes, then i'd pull it out & nut on her face

    Votes: 22 61.1%
  • Yes, I do that all the time

    Votes: 5 13.9%
  • Yes, especially if she is into mirrors and video

    Votes: 6 16.7%
  • No, I'm some kind of Christian moral f@g, but I secretly would like to

    Votes: 13 36.1%

  • Total voters
    36

Forty0ztoFreedom

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Heard from a friend a while back . .

"There are 2 kinds of people in the world. People with 'cousins' stories, and liars!"
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mistic

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All I can say is the Pole speaks for itself. An overwhelming majority approve. Even the ones answering the question 4 are still saying they would like to. I wonder how many who answered 4 realize what it says.
 

sodbuster

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So which are you a philosophy major or a psychology major? Either one only means you are an educated dumbazz.But a dumbazz you are. A Pole is from Poland or what a stripper dances on. A Poll is what you are trolling with right now.

Thats what you get when you rely on spell check to do your thinking for you.
 
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