"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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if u want women do these 3 things:

frivolousz21

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1. dont be a pyssy

2. be a confident man

3. act sure of urself :)


have a great day
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Eternal

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Originally posted by frivolousz21
1. dont be a pyssy

2. be a confident man

3. act sure of urself :)


have a great day
Kind of forgot something...

"Talk to them." :p
 

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once a day!

im talking about 7 times a day! and dont forget TEXT MESSAGES :)


:woo:


ILL BE BACK ON HALO TOMORROW NIGHT!


GAMERTAG:

URGIRLBLOWME2
 

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are u going to get a PS3 or xbox 360?

I hear ps3 is better graphics wise...

but xbox 360 is more interactive and faster!

with halo 3!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Lost In Translation

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hey MOM....

u were in siberia?

where at?

how cold was it?


LOL mom is gunna smack you


ofcourse ps3 is gunna have better graphics it won't be released until 2006

xbox 360 comes out this Christmas 2005


Lost In Translation :D

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
 

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anybody got a 3 month trial pass :(
 

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Originally posted by frivolousz21
hey MOM....

u were in siberia?

where at?

how cold was it?
I think he said he was serbian....not siberian...
 

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Originally posted by SuperGigaloDJ
Very basic but good.

And don't forget these also:

1. Buy her flowers on the first date.
nah man you got it wrong....you buy flowers for her everytime you see her...ITS WORTH IT, you might end up in bankruptcy but youll get all the babes.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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