If Britney Spears were to come to your house in one hour to stay overnight...

[Vandermast]

To make your best first impression (assuming it's going to be the first time to get to meet her. You want to make a good impression)

What are some things you would plan?

What is the first thing she would see you wearing when you open that door??

 

[Vandermast]

Then replace 'Britney Spears' with 'Xtina, Pam, or ' hot chick'

 

[Unregistered]

I'd break out my lovemaking boxers. You know, the ones without any skid marks.

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

she is ugly now... rich redneck, gotta hotta ho's in my town

 

[diplomatic_lies]

I would take a hundred photographs of her, make her sign them all, then sell them on ebay.


Hey, I'm a practical person.

 

[Dillinger]

What the FVCK IS THE POINT OF THIS THREAD


I was just going to close this, but I will give you a tip.


You cannot get pvssy if you have the time to think of b/s like this. Please don't junk up the forum.