"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I will legit eat an entire jar of nutella and drink an entire gallon of milk in a night

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peanutbuttablunts

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ive actually done this many times

its possibly one of the most painful/dangerous bowel movements one can take. I'm usually post-drunk when this occurs also.

sometimes there a pint of ben and jerrys thrown in

I have a serious case of night-walking/night-eating. my body is like on auto-pilot and I just feast...and only on sweets and milk

I weigh 155lb at 5'11 atm.....I actually wouldn't mind putting on a couple of p's
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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And a good way to get diabetes
 
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