I was afraid my hormones were low, to be sick, to have low libido

[Who Dares Win]

But all this new teenage girls training in shorts at the gym made me understand the truth, in their sweaty tight bodies and pretty faces they reminded me that its old fat women with the yoga pants and mcdonand asses to be a visual contraceptives.

I guess guys 25+ can relate.

Disclaimer, Im talking about the last part of the teen range ofc since it takes a reasonable amount of b00bs and a face that look like a girl.

 

[Tictac]

"Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run, hey, Aqualung
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck, oh, Aqualung"
Ian Anderson