"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I want to go to girls house Saturday n **** her how can i say without her feel like s

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How can i ask her thru txt? Im gonna be in her neck of the woods seeing a concert thought i can get my rocks off be4 hand. Thanks
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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pyros

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really, why anybody ban this dude? all his posts are crazy and make no sense.
 

MAYALL

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How hard is it to send a text asking a girl to chill?
 

skinnyguy

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pyros said:
really, why anybody ban this dude? all his posts are crazy and make no sense.
I know, being incoherent and having that much neg rep should be grounds for banning. Some guys on here just get banned for disagreeing with someone.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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"I will be in <town> this Saturday, lets meet up."
 
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I dont know its been weird this chick. Should i try next week talk to her get her on date? I feel like she wants to be wined and dined n ****
 
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