"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I smell Bullsh!t

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You gotta love it when women try to makeup stories. Met a woman about a week ago, got her number, then called her on Friday to go have beer or something with me at the bar. She told me she would like to but she has to get up early the following morning to drive to another city to volunteer and she won't be back until about 6pm. I said cool.... Went to the gym on Saturday and there she was. Few minutes later, she came to me then...
"...I came back early because... because, my car couldn't.... couldn't was only able to stay stay there for few hours.... so I had to come back early." I said cool... I have to go back to my workout I'll talk to you later.

This is not a big deal but she did not have to come tell me sh!t. Anyway, she invited me for a dinner next Saturday but I told her I let her know by Wednesday if I will come.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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My personal favourite is a girl whose grandma kept dying on her. Bloody old nana couldn't simply die once like everyone else, could she?
 

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"My car was only able to stay there for a few hours, so I had to come back early."

Dude, this one's got flies buzzing all over it.
 

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I wouldn't bother making plans with this chick again. You've already caught her in a lie and she gave a token dinner offer to save face. Don't be surprised if she's having "car trouble" again on the day of your dinner date.
 

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Dust 2 Dust said:
I wouldn't bother making plans with this chick again. You've already caught her in a lie and she gave a token dinner offer to save face. Don't be surprised if she's having "car trouble" again on the day of your dinner date.
I would have thought the same way but she offered to cook the Friday I talked to her.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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amoka said:
I would have thought the same way but she offered to cook the Friday I talked to her.
Why even bother reading these forums if you're going to let women blatantly lie to your face and still hold onto hope that they might like you? :confused:
 

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- I agree that you shouldn't even put her on the to_do list.
She disqualified herself, I remember a girl flaked on me like that. It was myspace girl so it wasn't surprising. I fell for it twice I think. I did some rep digging and found out she was a j-cat(flaker/faker) like that. I met her at the club once or a look a like. She was easy. So I digress. X her off the list.
 

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amoka said:
I would have thought the same way but she offered to cook the Friday I talked to her.
yeah this statement by YOU shows that YOU are a ****ing RETARD. please just for the good of humanity, cut off your balls and feed them to some stray animals. Or that girl.

DEAR ALL SOSUAVE READERS:

THE MEMBER KNOWN AS AMOKA HAS APPROXIMATELY ZERO SELF RESPECT. HE IS SO DESPERATE FOR PVSSY THAT HE LETS A GIRL LIE TO HIS FACE, DISRESPECT HIM, AND FLAKE ON HIM BECAUSE SHE LACKS RESPECT FOR HIM AS WELL. THERE IS A HIGH CHANCE MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN AMOKA'S LIFE HAVE LITTLE RESPECT FOR HIM BECAUSE HE DOES NOT RESPECT HIMSELF. AND NOW ASSMOKA YOU CAN ADD US TO THOSE RANKS. YOU FVCKING PVSS BAG.

Here is a perfect example of what NOT to do. Hopefully we can all learn from this dipsh1t's mistakes. He will probably come back in a few days and say "omg we had a date we had sex" yeah right give me a fvcking break you can't even stand up for yourself.
 

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Dear All,
Come on let's lighten up a bit,Amoka is not marrying this chick nor going off to some distant place to live with her,he is going to have a "No Strings Attached" dinner with maybe some fringe benefits attached....At every level Amoka is the winner....must every free dinner be a stepping stone to some deep and meaningful relationship?...So Go for it mate,at your age you should try the bread from every oven.
 

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Yeah she’s full of sh*t and odds are if you accept the invite she will flake again on Sat.

There is putting up with flaky behaviour and then there is DEALING with it. Anyone see the difference? If you run away, “cross her off” “next” or “disqualify” any chick that acts flaky then you, my friend, may as well go live in a cave.

Are you/we so weak that our fragile ego’s will be damaged if any individual piece of pu**y flakes on us? If so, then please exit the game because you don’t have the capital to play.

So in DEALING with this behaviour, simply call her on her flake before you go forward or accept this invitation. Give her a hard time about it and make it clear verbally that you don’t tolerate that. This is called open, clear, and honest communication. You can’t lose with this as if it pisses her off, then you have the high ground and your self respect. But, if not, then you have just taken the frame.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Desert Fox said:
yeah this statement by YOU shows that YOU are a ****ing RETARD. please just for the good of humanity, cut off your balls and feed them to some stray animals. Or that girl.

DEAR ALL SOSUAVE READERS:

THE MEMBER KNOWN AS AMOKA HAS APPROXIMATELY ZERO SELF RESPECT. HE IS SO DESPERATE FOR PVSSY THAT HE LETS A GIRL LIE TO HIS FACE, DISRESPECT HIM, AND FLAKE ON HIM BECAUSE SHE LACKS RESPECT FOR HIM AS WELL. THERE IS A HIGH CHANCE MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN AMOKA'S LIFE HAVE LITTLE RESPECT FOR HIM BECAUSE HE DOES NOT RESPECT HIMSELF. AND NOW ASSMOKA YOU CAN ADD US TO THOSE RANKS. YOU FVCKING PVSS BAG.

Here is a perfect example of what NOT to do. Hopefully we can all learn from this dipsh1t's mistakes. He will probably come back in a few days and say "omg we had a date we had sex" yeah right give me a fvcking break you can't even stand up for yourself.
a little on the harsh side but I agree.
 

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I saw ms My-Car-Couldn't-stay-there at the gym today. All I can say is she is definitely not my type. This woman is cut. She lifts more weights than most guys at the gym. She performes pull-ups like military personel, haha. Vains are poping up like dude's on steriod...
 

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Lol, the excuses = backpeddling to save ego. it's okay, we understand. If he wasnt interested he wouldn't have gotten this wrapped around the axle over the tramp.
 

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amoka said:
I saw ms My-Car-Couldn't-stay-there at the gym today. All I can say is she is definitely not my type. This woman is cut. She lifts more weights than most guys at the gym. She performes pull-ups like military personel, haha. Vains are poping up like dude's on steriod...
Gross.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Dust 2 Dust said:
i guess her offer to cook you dinner didn't pan out eh?
No. I did not call her back to tell her whether I could make it or not. I wonder what would have happened if I had call her. Would she have flaked immediately or would she flake the last minute saying her stove cought fire.
 

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"Went to the gym on Saturday and there she was."

Nice lol. caught in the straight lie. Womens Specialty.
 
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