"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i met a girl who was fairly young, and after she told me her age i told her i was 21 when im really 24. when i met we didnt swap phone numbers or emails or anything but she went on the net and found my email adress and emailed me.

and i emailed her back and told her im really older than i said i was.

in your opinion was this the wrong thing to do? i just didnt want to go on deceiving her since she would find out anyway and i thought i might as well be honest from now on...

if she doesnt like it then it doesnt really matter i guess
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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17 if she was being honest.

i mean its not that important. i have so many options around the place...
 

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7 years difference is a rather large number to overcome... especially if it's 17 and 24. I mean, consider the timeline.. when you were 18 and just starting to go out and party she had just finished blowing out the 11 candles on her birthday cake. Lying can be useful, but keep it to a minimum.
 

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It's also statuatory rape I believe if you have sex with her...Big nono, dude.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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yeah it was wrong. Some things you just have to be honest about. She might not even mind that your 24 but the fact you lied to her about something so simple so soon may make her think twice about getting involved with you.
 

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White_Italian I've always wanted to have a young teenage girl's legs around my face. So innocent yet so tasty thighs if they're skinny and young... Man I'd do 12 year olds, 13 year olds, etc... I'd do them all if I could never be caught.
This is what this website has turned into over the last few months, where have ll the real DJ`s gone.

Age is relative, i would date anyone over the legal age of 16 in england right up to 45 and im only 27. Im intereted in what that person can give me and what i can give them not some stupid number
 

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Originally posted by Ricard78
This is what this website has turned into over the last few months, where have ll the real DJ`s gone.

Age is relative, i would date anyone over the legal age of 16 in england right up to 45 and im only 27. Im intereted in what that person can give me and what i can give them not some stupid number
He's just anotehr member who has remade an account into a troll account. He should be banned pretty soon...
 

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Originally posted by nishbuk
He's just anotehr member who has remade an account into a troll account. He should be banned pretty soon...

Truthfully, just by making that statement he's exposed himself to be a pedophile. Whether he's joking or not, I think some law enforcement agencies might be interested in seeing his little posted diatribe.

It's one thing to be a troll and make jokes, but when your jokes involve sex with children, they cease to become jokes in my opinion.

You have to have a pretty sick mind set to even think of uttering those words.
 

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As you said you can get plenty more girls.

Next her.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by White_Italian
I've always wanted to have a young teenage girl's legs around my face. So innocent yet so tasty thighs if they're skinny and young... Man I'd do 12 year olds, 13 year olds, etc... I'd do them all if I could never be caught.
And I'd gladly lodge a bullet in your cranium if I could never be caught...

F*cking pig
 
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