"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I just wanted to say thanks to SoSuave

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Just a year ago, I was a faqgot AFC bvtch-boy. Oneitis etc etc

I took some advice here and there. Starting being indifferent, spinning plates, disconnecting and now I have HB8s and up chasing. Coming from someone who grew up anti social to a social lion. Might sound pathetic but this board helped me a lot.

This topic might be lackluster, but it gets the point across.

Thank you SoSuave and the actual members who give worthwhile advice. That being said, avoid any advice given from Burroughs or Ronaldo7.
Fvck, I sound like one of those pyramid scheme scammers dont I?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SpazzAttackk again. Keep it up!
 
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Free rep for everyone!

I still have some kinks to work out here and there but who doesnt? I will eventually make a progress report somewhere down the road. Hopefully I can start helping the newbies.
 
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SpazzAttackk said:
Free rep for everyone!

I still have some kinks to work out here and there but who doesnt? I will eventually make a progress report somewhere down the road. Hopefully I can start helping the newbies.
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Me first :woo:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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