"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I just want to bang this chick and be done with!

NYCJoey22

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I'm planning on going out with this chick tomorrow.. well she insisted... all I really want to do is smash but I dont live home alone and neither does she. Any good suggestions where to smash.. and i dont have a car.. so that def. wont work. and it's so amazing that I don't give one crap about this chick and she keeps on texting me. I dont have the time for relationship right now and i never text her first. She's not ugly but not the type i can wife up. So funny, how a chick i dont seem to care can hold on to me but the chicks that I tried my best to impress in the past would drop me in a sec lol.... anyway i need some suggestions/ideas thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sandow

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Not much of an option other than getting a hotel room.
 

JBB84

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Cheap motel for a few hours. Get some drinks first.
 

Uncharted

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Not sure about where to bang her, but going forward treat hot chicks like you treat the fuglies. Its workin on them you just need to realize a chick is a chick no matter how hot she looks. They all think the same way.
 
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