"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I go HOBBY!!

Bjerte

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Snits and Bjerte is over. It is gone! I was sad and brittel then BUT now I go hobby!!

GUESS!

Bjerte play darts, go swimming in water baths, ride bicycle and do the paint on house! It is my fresh house! I am want to.....how you say breath in water? I am plan running VERY fast like in race. You say Bjerte is old! Tut tut naughty boy! I show you how I piss on your death corpse!

I am have two much funny time to cry at snits! Bjerte thinks Who cares for snits?

Love life!
Go hobby!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Docs

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Although this is the most illegible post I've read in a while....he means good.

Get a hobby, and then get another..and another.
 

djbr

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Bjerte rules :rockon:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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