"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I found my Disney princess.

Firestar786

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Ok so the topic title is purely a joke.

The Disney princess does not exist. This high quality gorgeous woman with an absolute body, amazing high flying career who has an understanding of men down to a T and gives us bj's when we wake up. I'm sure you guys get the drift.

To wake up most of you f@ggots on this forum - such a woman does not f0cking exist.

Women biologically are designed to financially, emotionally and physically test you to high f0ck which ultimately fatigues you where you end up doing yourself over because you think your in love.

99.9% of women are users, liars & manipulators.

Now as a pua or seduction artist the only real objective is to get the poon. Nothing else and nothing more whilst keeping yourself in a safe position where she doesn't try to FK you over.

Now some may say I am a woman hater, I'm not.

But guys please. Stop with this Disney princess bullsh1t as it doesn't exist.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Lol post of the year.

We have been braiwashed to believe there will be a prince/princess out there for everyone.
 

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No matter how gorgeous...someone somewhere is sick of her sh#t.

Hallie Berry. Beyonce and Salma Hayek really exist...gorgeous, and rich. I am sure they have other faults though.
 

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Hallie Berry. Beyonce and Salma Hayek really exist...gorgeous, and rich. I am sure they have other faults though.
Anyone can be "gorgeous" with professional photo manipulation, make up application and plastic surgery. Nothing turns me off more than fake women like those, personally.
 

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I once dated a woman back in 2006 who was no princess but I referred to her as Disney Girl. She, her parents, and sister were infatuated with Disney. Parent's house was all Disney theme in every room. The family had been to Disney World every year at least once since the start of time. I once said "Hey listen to this Disney clip" and played this for her.


We got in a huge fight and she said I was un American for insulting such a great American icon. Didn't speak to me for several days...

Sick, sick infatuation with Disney in this family.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I once dated a woman back in 2006 who was no princess but I referred to her as Disney Girl. She, her parents, and sister were infatuated with Disney. Parent's house was all Disney theme in every room. The family had been to Disney World every year at least once since the start of time. I once said "Hey listen to this Disney clip" and played this for her.


We got in a huge fight and she said I was un American for insulting such a great American icon. Didn't speak to me for several days...

Sick, sick infatuation with Disney in this family.
My roommate works at the disney store. He is a freaking weirdo. All he does is listen to hard rock and disney music. Oh and he used to be a pro wrestler lol.
 

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Why can't i find these girls' poon you described attractive? Or desireable?

What you described was a combination of sociopath, psychopath and a dead body.

How the **** can i **** these poons? Hmm?

The only way I see myself finding these poons attractive is if i degrade myself to such level. I don't get why do you guys keep talking yourself in a bag?
 
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I'm 10 minutes away from the California Disneyland Resort. So, I may have some insight into the "Disney princess" thing.

It's the self entitled, NPD/BPD, spoiled by betas, shallow/uninteresting, stupid/foolish...But they look so good, kind of girls that make me sick, and are the bane of modern society.
 

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She, her parents, and sister were infatuated with Disney.
Jesus, dude. My friend and his family are like that. They have yearly passes, his wife is a photographer (as a hobby but she really pretends it's a business) and every fvcking x-mas they send cards with all their kids dressed as disney characters. I swear them disney lovers are just as bad as cult members.
 
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