"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I felt like **** and speechless

Dayum itz jee

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So this girl walked by me (barely a 4) tapped my ass by accident and i asked did you just touch my ass and she looked at me disgusted and said "ew" i was about to cry right there and i didn't know what to say.. Maybe im thinking too much of it..
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bvbidd

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lol you were gonna cry.

Well.. looks like your an uglier then a 4. :)

lol might have something to do with being a stranger though. lol
 

Ace of Flames

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Lol.

The 4 wouldn't know what to do with an ass like that anyway. She probably still thinks cooties exist.

No worries bro. When 9's are touching your ass and then saying eww, that's when you should start to think a little.
 

penkitten

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dont worry so much on petty stuff
who cares what some stranger thought
im sure someone loves your butt
 

Dayum itz jee

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I'm not even a bad looking guy.. I have Heard girls call me hot,sexy,cute MANY times.. But its maybe because im asian and she was white..
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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