"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I can't cvm during vaginal intercourse...

L B

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Do you use a condom? You're a lot more sensitive if you don't. Perhaps speeding up might help.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

pvf94

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L B said:
Do you use a condom? You're a lot more sensitive if you don't. Perhaps speeding up might help.

yea I use a condom, too uncomfortable without one....mentally that is. She isn't on birth control and I'm in no position to raise a kid right now haha...
 

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pvf94 said:
But bj's and all that I can just fine...whatsup with that? I remember I used to be afraid id cvm too quick and prayed I would last a long time and well...I guess I got what I asked for.

Any explanation? The current girl is very very sexy, and she is very tight too. And open to a bunch of positions...

I just can't get off inside of her vag...
Dude, I've "been in" a fair share of vaginas in my life, and I have to say, it does not compare to the hand jobs or anything else. Much more friction without the vagina. Who know's, maybe I don't feel much friction inside the vagina because I've "desensitized" myself. I can't say whether the "desensitizing" theory is a fact or not. All I'll say is, the first time I ever got a sexual urge for a woman, I wasn't thinking about putting my d*ck in her vagina...I just thought about rubbing my d*ck against her body(legs, chest, stomach, etc.).

I personally think vaginas are disgusting..yes DISGUSTING...you're talking internal, bodily fluid where a woman also urinates from. That's disgusting. I will still have vaginal intercourse with a woman(just for the sole sake of pleasing her), but one thing I don't do, is eat her out. Unsanitary. Plus, I'd imagine bodily fluid(c*m) tastes disgusting. Plus, vaginas in my opinion are ugly looking.
 

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mpimpin said:
This doesn't sound like a bad problem to have. I'd be a little weary about her wanting you to cvm inside her though...
weary as in 18 years of slavery *ahem* child support weary?
 
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