"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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passionman said:
..and besides that yes she is very heavy....... im 220 and she is more than me and shorter.

but besides from that i think i am gonna kick her out cause right now i just do whatever she tells me to do.

I started reading the bible and i am a total AFC. She rewards me for sex when it should be me kicking her ass to the curb
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Post a pic of yourself!

You are going to kick her out?? You don't have a big enough foot for that - go find that beast "Big Foot" (Sasquatch) and have him do it for you!! I'm sure he has a big kick to go along with his big foot!

The last time Big Foot was spotted was on an Indian reservation -- kicking fat woman around! He'll be busy 24 hours a day in America with the amount of obese woman living here - he'll surely die of exhaustion!:rolleyes:

Big Foot...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigfoot
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lolololololollllllllllll...............
 
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You only live once mate, make something good of your life.:woo: That starts by reading ALOT more of this website and :box: kicking:box: that chunky indian fat waste out of your crib. Christ I wouldnt let this happen to me if someone paid me 10 grand a day. Get some ew clothes that will make you feel better about yourself and go on google and type in fleshlight that will solve your craving of having sex with sealife;)
 
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hey mate, go see a psychologist, he'll help you deal with your issues first, than u can go and kick her out and stop NEEDING to always be ****ing someone, than u'll start wanting to ***k... and that's a part of being in the game.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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well i finally did get fed up. Where i live is a ****'n dump so i'v decided to move out alltogethor. I live with my father and its a crap nest. Everyone there is drunk all the time and it is just gross.

anyway......i am saving up and that hoe can stay there cause all she does is eat small smounts of crap and sleeps all day. she doesnt even **** me anymore unless i stick it in her and do my business
 
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update: i am staying at a friends to get back on my feet.

apparently the ***** is still livng there with my dad. He is drunk all the time and does not care.

anyway im going to save up to get my own place, maby try and get into better shape as well.
 
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