Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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How To Get Rid Off Her

anile8

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help, this new chick came to school and she is ugly and has a bf. she is in some of my classes. the first day of term she asked me 2 her house after school and i stayed 4 like 5 mins and then im like i gtg bye. she keeps asking me if she can come, so i think yea she comes over once then illl use that against her whenever she wants to come over ill say u have already been over. so she comes over to do accounting homework but she dont want to work just play ps2. i say we gotta work so we do. then she leaves and comes back at like 5-30 that arvo. i need help i want her to get lost but i dont really wonna be mean. so im open to JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!
thanx lads.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Joe The Homophobe

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Originally posted by anile8
i need help i want her to get lost but i dont really wonna be mean. so im open to JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!
thanx lads.
You dug your own problem my friend by having her go over to your place. You can't invite a girl from school to come over your place and not expect her to think that you are interested in her.
 

JSH

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Turn her into a friend, never bring up anything sexual with her, but discuss other girls with her etc and do not get yourself into a compromising situation.
 

Bling

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Do what girls do....Let's just be friends. Flirt in front of her with other girls. Cheat on her. Give her the hint without saying it.
 
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