"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How to get over the fcking moment!

Sasha

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You know it. You have been there! You stand there, there is this hot chick beside you reading cosmo in the store. You have a line ready. "Anything about summer fashion in that thing?". You start to sweat, think about if you should or shouldn't and before you know it, she is GONE! Now you stand there, sweating like a pig, and a heart beat at about 200! And you only thought is "IDIOT, IDIOT, IDIOT!"

Well, I have a tip that might help you geting over this yes/no moment. But the get the full adventege of the tip you must belive in fate and destiny!

Go out and buy 2 EXACTLY the same dice's! One black and one white! (They must look the same in size). Now, have them in your pocket whenever you go out, and next time you stand by a hot babe reading the fcking cosmo, and can't get your as to say hi or something, TELL YOUR SELF, if I pick the white dice from my pocket I WILL SAY HELLO! If I pick black, I will turn around and go away! Next based on what color you get, do the action! Remember, fate and destiny is choosing the color so you better do as it says!!!

This shlt dosen't work for me as I belive as much in faith as I do in the goverment will do something right for a change!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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