"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How to get her back after huge dissin?

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A friend of mine asked me this question. I gave him some possibilities but mainly i found out im not sure in such situation.
Situation shortly: together for 1,5 year, very toxic relatio, lots of dissin and fighting, of course lots of makin up. After one of breakups, they havent seen each other for 2 weeks for the first time [usually fights were not more than 2-3 days]. They decided to get back but had fight and broke up the next day. 2 days later she was seen walkin with hands with other guy.
He called her and dissed. Really dissed. She wrote him sms that she thought 3 days ago they could be back but now she sees it would be a loss of time.
They havent spoke ot eachtoher since week but her mom called him and told hi mthat he really hurt her.
I told him to send flowers to her job for start with some kind of little message.
Then send flowers thenext day to home without any.
On third day to show up at her job or home as suprise.
What do You guys think?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Are you serious? A troll?

What he should do is run away from this gal. Flowers?! LOL!!! Oh, you're killing me.

Why would he want a gal back from a "toxic" relationship anyway?

Don't tell me, he has ONEITIS.

You have got to be joking about this, right?
 
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Actually, MightyMate has stated before that he's never read anything on this site.

He just reads the titles of threads and posts wierd comments. One thousand two hundred times. It's possible that he really is this clueless.

And yes, he's talking about himself here, since he describes his own LTR as one of those "constant daily screaming drama breakup" relationships.
 
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Sorry Phyzzle. I ended my relatio some time ago and my ex is in another country for at least 3 next years. Are we clear?
Nopes im not joking. I know them and they are in real love. And i never been. Im askin somebody who had similar situation. Seems You aint got friends. Poor ya.
 
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MightyMate said:
Sorry Phyzzle. I ended my relatio some time ago and my ex is in another country for at least 3 next years. Are we clear?
Nopes im not joking. I know them and they are in real love. And i never been. Im askin somebody who had similar situation. Seems You aint got friends. Poor ya.
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Poor Mightymate, ~1.2k of posts. Still no idea of what's what?

Hey mate, kept us posted about your friend. I am Seriously curious whether does it really turn out well. Most of the DJs here would know the outcome anyway.

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. they will get back together because that's what THEY do. they enjoy this crazy making drama on some level so they will continue it. sure it looks nutz to those on the outside looking in but I assure you they will be back together in no time flat and they will rinse and repeat probably for YEARS.

regards
 
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