KontrollerX
Master Don Juan
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"Christians throwing deceptive pizza parties
the horror!"
Sarcasm noted but I should of clarified further...
What Christians do these days they are so desperate for converts is they find their most attractive female members and then they send them out looking for guys to invite to one of their little proselytizing pizza parties. What happens is its strongly implied the girl is interested in the guy and this is a date she is asking him on. No mention of Christianity is made or if it is made it is very vague. Then the guy gets there with the other guys. None of the girls who invited them are there of course but hey at least part of the deal is kept ie they get the promised pizza. What they didn't count on was the annoying son of a b!tch standing up at the podium telling them they are on their way to hell as they struggle to suck down the last piece of pepperoni.
Now sure all this can be written off by fantatics as harmless fun and responded to sarcastically with "Oh the horror!" but the moral implication is these men have been deceptively bribed by Christians into not only believing they've got a date with a hot chick but also believing the place they are going to an actual party is taking place when instead they are merely at a theological recruitment center.
These are clear and pathetic desperation tactics from Christians.
Wow the Christian god is so great they have to bribe people with food and sex.
Thats the message these Christians are sending.
Whatever it takes to get a convert, bottom feeder tactics included.
What ever will be next?
Offering people a free Playstation 3 if they accept Christ?
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/PS3.htm
Oh well I guess you get props BB for not distancing yourself from "those Christians" like most Christians do when a group of their fellow faithful does something shameful.
""Neutral" would imply that all opinions are allowed here. Such is not the case. bbestar starts threads about Jesus and God being great, and they get closed within the day. It's not that religious discussions on sosuave are prohibited; they are fine as long as everyone involved hates religion. As soon as anyone questions the sosuave agnostic groupthink, it tears a hole in the religion-hating circle jerk that every religious thread becomes, and the thread gets closed."
If thats true I'd agree with you that this is not cool.
Such threads I think would be perfectly fine in "Anything Else".
Did he post them in the discussion forum or something?
the horror!"
Sarcasm noted but I should of clarified further...
What Christians do these days they are so desperate for converts is they find their most attractive female members and then they send them out looking for guys to invite to one of their little proselytizing pizza parties. What happens is its strongly implied the girl is interested in the guy and this is a date she is asking him on. No mention of Christianity is made or if it is made it is very vague. Then the guy gets there with the other guys. None of the girls who invited them are there of course but hey at least part of the deal is kept ie they get the promised pizza. What they didn't count on was the annoying son of a b!tch standing up at the podium telling them they are on their way to hell as they struggle to suck down the last piece of pepperoni.
Now sure all this can be written off by fantatics as harmless fun and responded to sarcastically with "Oh the horror!" but the moral implication is these men have been deceptively bribed by Christians into not only believing they've got a date with a hot chick but also believing the place they are going to an actual party is taking place when instead they are merely at a theological recruitment center.
These are clear and pathetic desperation tactics from Christians.
Wow the Christian god is so great they have to bribe people with food and sex.
Thats the message these Christians are sending.
Whatever it takes to get a convert, bottom feeder tactics included.
What ever will be next?
Offering people a free Playstation 3 if they accept Christ?
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/PS3.htm
Oh well I guess you get props BB for not distancing yourself from "those Christians" like most Christians do when a group of their fellow faithful does something shameful.
""Neutral" would imply that all opinions are allowed here. Such is not the case. bbestar starts threads about Jesus and God being great, and they get closed within the day. It's not that religious discussions on sosuave are prohibited; they are fine as long as everyone involved hates religion. As soon as anyone questions the sosuave agnostic groupthink, it tears a hole in the religion-hating circle jerk that every religious thread becomes, and the thread gets closed."
If thats true I'd agree with you that this is not cool.
Such threads I think would be perfectly fine in "Anything Else".
Did he post them in the discussion forum or something?