"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
How Pure Are You?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
I just took it as a Brit and got a 70%. Questions are kind of different.
diablo
Master Don Juan
23%
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Yall must be licking arse or something. 
borntoblossom
New Member
94 here...
Damn...i`m so pure
Damn...i`m so pure
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Hell no...Originally posted by Jay-X
62%... should i commit incest in order to lower it?
just lick some ass.
ShortTimer
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How pure am I?
Let me put it to you this way: Unicorns follow me around.
Let me put it to you this way: Unicorns follow me around.
The Bad Ass Canadian
Master Don Juan
15% !!!!!
hahahahahahaha
There ain't much that i haven't done. Except get a chick pregnant and catch a disease, maybe.
lol
Man, I'm a dirty bastard............and proud of it
The Bad Ass Canadian
hahahahahahaha
There ain't much that i haven't done. Except get a chick pregnant and catch a disease, maybe.
lol
Man, I'm a dirty bastard............and proud of it
The Bad Ass Canadian
GlutusMaximus86
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91% here, along with 3 halos.