"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How has the military changed you?

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t_champ said:
lol kintuz, you have no idea what your talking about, what ever your smoking, stop it.

"Basically, You will turn into a spineless AFC with muscles who takes orders. On top of that, you won't even have a sense of humor.
The military is for AFCs looking to become ALPHA."

That is the dumbest thing iv'e heard in a while, okay if you think Soldiers are AFC's go and start insulting one of them, or better yet go start a fight with one. And army guys have some of the best sense of humour out there, so plz before criticising the military take a long hard look at yourself.
I AM (the -haha) army, Canadian that is. I've got such a sarcastic tone of voice, and we all say the stupidiest crap, it's great! Let me tell you though, we swarm the clubs every weekend, so if you want to meet up with some army guys, just go to a club on a weekend (friday/sat).

I dont' know what you meant by 'spineless AFC'. Maybe you were referring to the minority that is weak, but for most of the army, I wouldn't **** off too much if I was you. I'm short, I'm small, but I'm pretty goddamn scary. I have a confidence level that just blinds you, and when I say something, I mean it.

I have been told I'm too calm, I am not one to stumble on your bs, I kick your ass or I speak instead. It's with my hidden aura of undisclosed power that I receive my respect from, and I assure you that if anyone walks into that aura without asking, I'll boot your ass to high heaven.

If your really want to know how high I'm up there, there's Private, and I'm the next rank up (here it's Corporal). I'm not high up, but I'm still uber-scary ^^,

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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misunderstood me, haha

lol it wasn't me who said the spineless AFC thing it was Kintuz (I just quoted him) Im still learning the features on this forum lol. Im in the Reserves and I was having a go at him lol. Canadian Army? do you guys have national service there or? (I know nothing about Canada btw)
 

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Meh. We both know who it's directed at.

We're overseas right now, if that'll surfice for national? You'd have to expand (I know you're on your own self-contained island/contient so I guess national for you is one end to the other?
 
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