Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
It takes a real homophobe to not admit you can tell when men are attractive or not. Beauty is a meassure of symmetry and health, filtered by cultural preferences.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.