"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How do you explain this couple?

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http://smi.marketgid.com/news/2052#4

It's an American soldier and his lovely (?) wife. Evidently, a Russian forum seems to be interested in discussing this, so we should probably do so as well.
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I wonder why "she" has male-pattern-baldness.

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After about twenty minutes when I finally stopped laughing, I ran some of the comments through an online translator.

Must be mountain bride.
I suffer to morning will be.
there are people which they generally love animals, or corpses.
Akhakhakhakhakhaaaaaa.
Yes-yes- yes - this of 2 peasants!!!
But and as it yet did not crush it as small insect??????
this the wedding of men.
Improbable horror!!! How it is possible to this nightmare itself to bring!!!!??????
why this unattractive wench did not cover her bald spot to the wedding???
Boy is moron? To whom is necessary such Schrek?
I generally in the shock!
now to me entire night the nightmares will be it dreams.
But bride generally man or woman???
Evidently I much vodka drank.
one of them overgrown youth, and in the final analysis peasants.
Video with their first marriage night will be most cashbox in the world!
Woman cannot be SUCH TERRIBLE. But man cannot be such blind idiot.
If this photo truth, girl are heavily sick and by the way girls grow bald still and as, judging by the photograph it has of [testesterona] in the blood more than in all peasants.

* These comments aside, several commenters pointed out that the website listed on the pictures (dezinfo.net) is a goof site.
 

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Shish......

Okay, I understand that maybe she can't help the way her face looks, or her baldness, but what is her excuse for being such a fat whale?

Her whole family!

This poor guy. He's stuck with this hideous girl. And that's what he's going to think every day. Hopefully he'll get shipped of far away.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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,...and they will breed,..
 

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Maybe she can cook like a mother****er.

Hell, you can't get THAT morbidly obese if your family doesn't have a FEW secret recipes.
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
,...and they will breed,..

Yes, and somehow some freak of genetics will balance out their enormous physical defects to produce children that are rediculously hot........

at least that's what I tell myself so I don't have nightmares.

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Again guys, it's a spoof. The photos have been manipulated.
 

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Here is a thread (allegedly) posted by the soldier in the picture.

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

I finally did it, married my girlfriend of 5 years. She means the world to me, I cant believe what a lucky guy I am. I never thought I would find true love, but now that I have my life is complete. ... I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.
I think it's probably a troll... but funny anyhow.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Mr. Me said:
Again guys, it's a spoof. The photos have been manipulated.
There is no amount of photoshop could possibly produce such a creature.....

Heh.....when I was growing up on a farm in the midwest I rode the bus with a kid who could have been the "offspring" of these two. I think his mom and dad were brother and sister or first cousins or something.

I recall that we caught him eating boogers on the way home one day.

Wonder what ever happened to that guy?
 
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