"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How do you escalate sexually online?

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Hey guys,

Lets say you start chatting online to a girl and you create attraction, being C&F and she teases back, and you know she's into you...how do you bring in sex and escalate from there?? And I mean escalating using MSN or facebook chat etc. Is there any book or thread that has info on this?

Thanks a lot!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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You Say -

"damn i just kicked myself in the ballz and its hurts so bad"

She says

"i better come to your place and make them better"



This may or may not work... did for me :D
 

Love

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You can cyber or the always popular reach your hand through your ethernet cable and caress her bossom.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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nightcrawler

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markbr said:
Hey guys,

Lets say you start chatting online to a girl and you create attraction, being C&F and she teases back, and you know she's into you...how do you bring in sex and escalate from there?? And I mean escalating using MSN or facebook chat etc. Is there any book or thread that has info on this?

Thanks a lot!
you don't.
 

synergy1

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I tell her to message my p2p connection, than work the internets all night long.
 

Warrior74

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markbr said:
Hey guys,

Lets say you start chatting online to a girl and you create attraction, being C&F and she teases back, and you know she's into you...how do you bring in sex and escalate from there?? And I mean escalating using MSN or facebook chat etc. Is there any book or thread that has info on this?

Thanks a lot!
You get her on the phone, you set up a meet and you take a step back and then move forward.

Online is not real life. It's hard to go from online to sex with no face to face time in between, the ones that do....beware.
 

Flabbergasped?

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Keep fingering her G key until her server over loads.
I lol'd.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DonJuan11

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markbr said:
Hey guys,

Lets say you start chatting online to a girl and you create attraction, being C&F and she teases back, and you know she's into you...how do you bring in sex and escalate from there?? And I mean escalating using MSN or facebook chat etc.

Thanks a lot!
[4:32 p.m.] My name is Honey, Honey Ryder. What's yours?
[4:37 p.m.] Bond, James Bond.
 

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Flabbergasped? said:
so did i.

DonJuan11 said:
[4:32 p.m.] My name is Honey, Honey Ryder. What's yours?
[4:37 p.m.] Bond, James Bond.
that doesnt work. i have to go: my names Bond. Matt Bond. (no joke, this has actually served me well, i love my dad all the more for having a sexy ass surname!)

but too answer your question, u dont. ive tried, and yes, you can flirt, but once it reaches a certain level, pick up ur damn fone and start punching some digits. it shows courage and interest, and its easier to convey certain things over a fone then the internet.
 

actionjaxson

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like the other guys said getting her on the phone asap is what you have to do. dont fall in the trap of being one of her msn buddies. the more time you waste the higher chance of some other guy taking the girl.
 
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