seeker003 said:
And here is the fail of trolling, you were doing good but now went too far and messed it all up. Better luck next time.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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And here is the fail of trolling, you were doing good but now went too far and messed it all up. Better luck next time.
http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/successful_troll.jpg
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Old enough to realize that life is too short to conform to societal norms.
You guys are right.
Being honest doesn't pay huge, if any, dividends.
Maybe I should just focus on denying her potential mates, by:
1) subtly pointing out flaws of any potential suitor (real or not) to her daughter.
2) keeping tabs on 10 year old brother-in-law through wife (subtle way of telling wife that her mom should focus on his education/development)
2) reminding her and wife that most on-line date sites are filled with needy (AFC) men and/or mentally unstable men (last bf was just that, needy and unstable)
4) spending more time with her by inviting her over to our place more often and/or accompany her for daily routines (cooking, buying groceries, etc.)
5) making sure to leave her presence on a high/happy note.
This strategy would definitely take more time, but it’s much less dangerous than being out-right honest.
Better to have her think of me as a potential source for sexual release.
Just gotta plant this thought into her head, however small and let it grow and fester with time.
Any constructive thoughts/comments?
You guys are right.
Being honest doesn't pay huge, if any, dividends.
Maybe I should just focus on denying her potential mates, by:
1) subtly pointing out flaws of any potential suitor (real or not) to her daughter.
2) keeping tabs on 10 year old brother-in-law through wife (subtle way of telling wife that her mom should focus on his education/development)
2) reminding her and wife that most on-line date sites are filled with needy (AFC) men and/or mentally unstable men (last bf was just that, needy and unstable)
4) spending more time with her by inviting her over to our place more often and/or accompany her for daily routines (cooking, buying groceries, etc.)
5) making sure to leave her presence on a high/happy note.
This strategy would definitely take more time, but it’s much less dangerous than being out-right honest.
Better to have her think of me as a potential source for sexual release.
Just gotta plant this thought into her head, however small and let it grow and fester with time.
Any constructive thoughts/comments?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.