"Hold my Purse" Shyt Test

[VBGBilando]

Refresh your minds and see if you ever heard this shyt test that woman use either if your on a date with them or current girlfriend status, is that when they ask you to hold their purse for them whether while giving you some lame valid excuse. This has been put to use with me numereous times when I look back at numerous dates/girlfriends I had in the past and I also see it in public with guys actually falling for it. I believe this is a shyt test where they test your boundaries and masculinity to try to see if you would give in for their absurd requests, if you do, then they can see where you stand and how far they can bend your arm whether it is to be their potential boy-toy or puppy dog on a leash. I usually reply with a 'no' that she can hold her own purse or she can put it in the ground next to me and I'll watch it for her as she fixes her shoes or something along those lines which is usually given as the excuse.

|Discuss with your own experiences| Think back & I guarentee you you experienced this or have seen it out in public

 

[Smack]

You're over analysing. It's perfectly okay to hold it for a few minutes if her hands are elsewhere.

 

[Paper Man]

I get that one. It's not always a shyt-test; sometimes, they simply want you to hold your purse. I don't really like when I'm put in the spot like that. What I usually do is make some kind of funny retort and then hold the purse as if it wasn't even important.

I've also had girls handing me their wallet and asking me to go buy stuff at the bar for her. That one I don't do, unless I really have to go get something for myself.

 

[Jitterbug]

You're over analysing. It's perfectly okay to hold it for a few minutes if her hands are elsewhere.

I agree. However, some versions of this are real sh!t tests. At clubs, I've seen chicks ask their AFC friends to hold on to their purses or watch their crap while they go dancing with other guys. I've seen AFCs carry bags for a whole group of girls who don't even look at them because they're busy checking out other guys and biatch at other HBs.

Personally I often chuck my junk (camera, mobile, changes, random crap) in their purses (coz I don't have enough pockets on me and I hate dancing with them on) and tell them to look after those for me.

 

[Prodigy746]

The only person that ever asked me to hold their purse is my mom and i even refused that. How gay is it for a 6'5 guy to be holding a purse. You better put that purse on the floor especially if you are shopping or something. Most shopping centeres are cleaner than peoples homes....sadly

 

[Desert Fox]

If they have a good reason, like they need 2 hands to do something in a weird position, then ok i will help them out.

But if it's just so they can tie their shoes or something I will say, "see that loop? It's for your FVCKING ARM!!!" And they will feel stupid as hell and be like "o ok.."

And if they give me attitude I'll just say, "until you are capable of holding a purse and doing something else at the same time, a real challenge for you i know, i do not take anything you say seriously. PEACE"

 

[Real_Deal]

I don't see when it's ever ok to hold a womans purse. I don't ask them to hold crap for me.

 

[n00bPimp]

As long as you dont put it over your shoulder and walk around with it, you wont lose your manliness

 

[Mavrick]

If she wants you to hold her purse, tell her that you hope she is ok with you going through it to find what she has interesting in it.

 

[lordson]

you are overanalysing. every guy on the planet who is in a relationship will be holding thier girls shopping bags for extended periods