"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hilarious Tinder number pull

gravityeyelids

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Okay so i was talking on tinder with this girl, and i honestly didnt care about trying to impress her or anything, she was far away so i figured i'd never see her anyway, so who cares? We bullsh!t back and forth about random stuff, she's pretty fun to talk to...I discover that shes actually from my hometown and i'll be back in a few weeks for easter, so i decide to make a move
(soon after i find out she's from my hometown)

Me: Cmon sarah get with the program
Her: Haha ohh i'm with it
Me: I'll probably be in town Easter weekend. Give me your number and maybe i'll hit you up to grab some coffee when i'm back
Her: I think i have plans...
Me: Hahahaha
Her: You think i'm joking?! There was no "LOL" in that last reply at all
Me: Haha I know you're not joking that's why it's funny.
[Side note. I did think it was funny. fvcking hilarious. I parked my car in the parking lot where i was going and sat there for like 3 minutes just laughing at her rejection and not giving a sh!t.]
Her: Haha look at you keeping up
Her: I'm so proud
Me: Lmao one time I had a girl say "I dont have a phone". This was in person, not on tinder. An attractive, social college girl. I just laughed in her face and walked away.
Her: Hahaha well you called my bluff
Her: ***-***-****
Her: You should feel special

I had no idea she was going to give me the number. I honestly didnt care and i was SHOCKED when my story prompted her to realize i wasnt her average guy. In fact, the story was bullsh!t, it was constructed based on a thread that's currently posted here entitled "I dont have a phone". DONT BE AFRAID TO MAKE STUFF UP GUYS

I'm not bragging, this is no massive accomplishment, numbers mean nothing, i was just very amused by this and hoped you guys would get some amount of enjoyment out of it.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Packers2010

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nice man.. am having torubble with that!

( this is a semi troll, just like a semi bluff only I don't hit the river)



good job man! it is pretty good way to get her number. How do you find tinder as an online dating app?
 

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They always say some variation of this. "Why should I trust you with my number?" "I don't always give out my number". "I don't know if you'll stalk me."

Just the simple fact that she responded means she will give it out, she just doesn't want to seem like a girl that gives out her number like candy.

99% of my rejections on tinder are by no response. If she keeps messaging you just brush off the **** test, make her laugh, then ask again.
 

gravityeyelids

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Packers2010 said:
nice man.. am having torubble with that!

( this is a semi troll, just like a semi bluff only I don't hit the river)



good job man! it is pretty good way to get her number. How do you find tinder as an online dating app?
At first, like everyone i was like "HOLY SH!T! What a Goldmine! Look at all these hot girls!"

Then, I was like "Man what a tease, none of these girls are going to actually meet up"

And now I'm like "Hmm....Alright this is do-able"

After being on it for about a month (maybe longer), i've met up with about 4-5 girls, hooked up with 2 (not sex), and banged one. So i'm more hopeful than i was. It's definitely possible. If nothing else, it's fantastic for tightening your text game. It's probably the best way to improve text game. You have nearly endless amounts of girls to talk to and practice with.
 

gravityeyelids

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Sofomore said:
They always say some variation of this. "Why should I trust you with my number?" "I don't always give out my number". "I don't know if you'll stalk me."

Just the simple fact that she responded means she will give it out, she just doesn't want to seem like a girl that gives out her number like candy.

99% of my rejections on tinder are by no response. If she keeps messaging you just brush off the **** test, make her laugh, then ask again.
Yea i completely agree. Much of this holds true to text game as well. As long as she is still replying, you're in good shape generally
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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