High School DJ Bible..well...

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Smooth as Anything

Master Don Juan

Sep 25, 2002

Definatly a great resource for your AFC up to your forgetfull DJ.

The high school forum is declining. For one simple reason, high school mimics the past. There is nothing new, just old things that get questioned over and over again.

Why isn't there a "FAQ" of some sort? I think it'd be better to say "READ THE FAQ" then to have a thread on the same quesiton with different words every two weeks.

My 2 cents.

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- Smooth as Anything

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.