"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey guys

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Hows it been hanging lately?

My computer was needing reformatting and I had to do like 2 weeks in jail so sh*t has been somewhat rough for me but I'm not scathed. Hopefully you guys had a fun spring break.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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holy **** theres fixing to be a party at my neighbors and a car loaded with 6 fine ass females just got out! too bad im on house arrest
 
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Man I got locked up for possesion of a controlled substance and possesion of an instrument of crime, nothing huge. I quit smoking weed and I've been working out in loo of it. The Wedding is not my band but I know the guys who play in the band and I think that they are currently touring right now and for all i know, they might be hitting up a town near you so check em out, you won't be disappointed. But there's been two other bands I've been following lately and they are Opeth and Acid Bath.. These bands really touch my soul with their musical talent and expression in songwriting. with Opeth, check out anything out of the Damnation album. The album is almost romantic in its structure yet chilling. And with Acid Bath, they were a heavy metal band from Louisiana with touches of punk, jazz, blues, and indie rock. One song called Dead Girl really impresses me. This song is worthy of being a hit and the singer's vocals are so flexible and original its haunting. Check em out, I dare you..I probably will be cooking up a project of my own once I can get the funds and people with enough hunger as me and when I do I'll definately inform you.
 
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