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Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Help with school project. Ice cream over popsicles.

AlexLefty

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I'm giving a persuasive speech on monday about why ice cream is better than popsicles. I need at least 10 reasons. Be as creative as possible. Can any one help me out?
 

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Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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So far I have 7.
1. Popsicles were accidentally invented by an 11 year old boy.
2. Popsicles are messy and sticky.
3. When you finish eating a popsicle you have to deal with that annoying stick.
4. Popsicles are killing the environment because of those wooden sticks.
5. If you buy ice cream you're supporting the economy (when you buy from specialty shops and franchises)
6. Ice cream is more fun (you can add your own stuff, i'd like to see you try and add chocolate syrup to a popsicle)
7. Ice cream is more diverse. There are so many different flavors and things you can do with it.

Anyone got 3 more???
 

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Popsicles are more likely to have artificial ingredients

You can't just eat one bite of a popsicle

You can't take a date to a popsicle shop

You have to hurry and eat a popsicle before it melts, ice cream you can just leave in the bowl and eat it whenever

there's no such thing as a popsicle truck

If you buy a carton of ice cream and it melts on the way home from the store, it's no big deal. However, if you buy a box of popsicles and they melt, you're totally screwed
 

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taiyuu_otoko said:
Popsicles are more likely to have artificial ingredients

You can't just eat one bite of a popsicle

You can't take a date to a popsicle shop

You have to hurry and eat a popsicle before it melts, ice cream you can just leave in the bowl and eat it whenever

there's no such thing as a popsicle truck

If you buy a carton of ice cream and it melts on the way home from the store, it's no big deal. However, if you buy a box of popsicles and they melt, you're totally screwed
you are awesome. thank you.
 
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