"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Help with a newbie

SoSuaveScorp

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Hello DJ's! I was looking around on the internet on how to not be a whimp and I found this site.. thank god

anyway after reading my new bible I decided to share my story with you guys and ask for some advice.. cool? cool

I'm seeing this girl that I kinda like and I know she likes me back, sex isnt in the picture yet..

anyway, I muster up some balls and I ask her out on a date, I make sure were somewhere inside and we end up cuddling and making out.. which is pretty nice in my opinion.. We have these dates quite often but they seem not to progress..

so my first question is 1) How can I escalate these dates to something MORE than just cuddling and making out? I surely don't want to be pegged as boring and non progressive

Also, after these dates happen I feel as though I'm slipping back into old habits. Like putting her on a pedastool.. and it takes all my self restraint not to turn into a whimp again, and it takes all my self restraint to remain cool and suave talking to her..

so my second question is 2) How can I avoid letting her put my balls in her pocket? and Keep away from the friend zone.. basically.. how can I stay suave?

and finally! Sometimes she asks me to do **** for her.. like grab her a drink from chick filet since im going by

oh and the other day I was gonna come say hi to her at work and she asked me to pick her up a burger, she paid me back but.. idk it didn't feel right..
so last question.. 3) Is this a sign of disrespect? should I do her small favors like this, or simply say no? and if so.. how should I put my "no" answer?

Thanks for the answers djs, happy thanksgiving! :)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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theunflushables

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1. When you're making out just make a move. Start touching her even more sexually and go from there.

2. Right now it sounds like you are far from the friend zone. As far as keeping her off the pedestal, just remember she is just another person and she is lucky to be with you.

3. Its not really a sign of disrespect, but more of a way to figure out what she can get away with. I always keep two things in mind when I am deciding if I will do something for a girl (or anyone else for that matter). A. How much of a burden it is going to be on me to do something. For example, she asked if you'd get her a drink at Chick Filet, if I were stopping to get something to eat, not a problem. But if I were just driving by, no. B. Is she willing to return the favor in some way. For the second example, I would stop and get her burger if she is going to pay me back AND I could turn it into a quick break time date.

If both conditions are not met, I'd just say "No, sorry I'm (insert generic excuse)" If she has a problem with it, tough.
 

joe henny

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Quit being a ***** take her some where private and insert your **** into her vagina duh!!!

Hope that helps
 
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