Help needed disarming ug cbs

[GloriouslyInsane]

Hello DJ's!

Like every dj should i try to be the most fun/interesting person in a party or any kind of social gathering.I don't use any routines cause i'm a really funny guy.I try not to discriminate (maybe a bit against hbs ) so i socialize with everyone and usually i'm pulling the strings on what the group does (usually they just ask me).

Now here's the problem.More often than not there's some ug or a guy that blatanty attacks me(verbally) and/or is an attention ***** so he/she does stupid things(edit: usually ending up indirectly cbing me,faking being sick/starting a fight etc)).Now i don't really give a **** because they're so obviously attention whoring that noone gives them any attention.

So where's the prob? Women are cunning and deceitful,and ugs are specialists,so much they turn my friends against me (exploiting the whole alpha-beta thing i presume).And before you ask i do try to befriend them to no avail,they're so angry/spiteful it's unbelievable.

So what gives?

Thanks for your input.

 

[The Bartender]

If every time you go to a party you get cb'd by an attn *****, make fun of them. Put them right back down on their pity little level. You can do this by mimicking the persons actions but with a tone that makes them look dumb.

 

[GloriouslyInsane]

Thanks bartender! This is way out of my character but it might just work shutting them up.This is not the real problem though,won't that make matters worse? Like make them more spiteful? Yes they may crack up at some point and relax but the real problem is the aftermath .

For an example some weeks ago one of the ug went and said to this afc friend of mine that im hitting on the girl he wants (he is deep in the fz btw ) and he went all out on me (you know how afcs are..),even wanted to fight me or something (didn't say that directly).

How do you befriend these people?