“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Chamber36

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A month ago or so I was scouted by a female black model that's starting a business, and she wanted me for some pictures.

I had a testshoot, and she seemed to be flirting with me. She made references to hand jobs and gave me the: "If I wasn't gay" line.

So I ran into her recently at the coffee shop, I called her up right after, and she told me to come over the next day because she was with her (female) friend.

So I call her the next day at 3:30(possibly my first mistake. Shoulda gone over at 2.), she calls me back at 6 and asks where I am at, so I go right over.

When I get there, the place is a mess, we were both exhausted, and chatted for a while, we were gonna watch a movie. She lay in a bed, I was on the couch rolling a Joint, and planning on joining her in a while. Within no time her female friend comes into the room, and she was seriously horrible. Immediately she opened the window, offered me tea, basically AMOGed the situation. Their hamster wheels went crazy talking about dying my hair black for foto-shoots so that I would look Italian. I got annoyed from the start, but didn't say anything. Eventually I said to the model chick: "I thought we were just gonna hang out with the 2 of us? Your friend is making me nervous."

They asked me why, and I said: "I just wanted to hang out here and relax and that's not really working for me now. I didn't want to talk about any business either.

They understood my POV and her friend unleashed upon me her understanding of her troubled mind, why she does all this fvcked up ****, that she's a control freak and a child psychologist and likes to take over situations. Then she apologized and actually gave me a hug. She also said that she does all the finances in the business(I didn't even know that), and how sorry she would be if I left, and that if I left she would have considerations about how she makes people feel(WTF?). I just kind of sat there wide-eyed and nodded.

It was all a bit too much for me so I decided to roll a joint. Now she started talking about all the countries she'd been in her life, listing about 50 countries... I sat there staring, and when she expected a response I purposely didn't say anything. Then she started talking about all the countries she'd like to visit in the future(I dont know why this b*tch felt she had anything to prove to me?), so that's when I just got up and left.

I shook the grenade's hand firmly, the model told me she would call me the next day, and I left.

They stressed me out pretty bad, they almost made me spend money on extra strong weed afterward.

So today I am sittin at the coffee shop smokin some hash and readin some Carl Jung, and in comes the model chick. She joins me, talks to me how she understands why I left. I told her that since it was only my second time there I don't wanna be telling anybody how to act. She now had a migraine though, and was feeling sick, seemed she had about 5 different medical problems. I told her I had chicken soup, she said she just wanted to go home and relax before that friend comes over.(I guess I failed by not jumping on that invitation. But I want to avoid her female friend. That friend is actually moving out of that place tomorrow(I didn't even know she lived there until yesterday TBH).

So we both left the coffee shop, and as we parted ways, I just turned around and ask: "So when are we gonna hang out again?"(Maybe a mistake letting her call the shot?), and she said she had to sort out some stuff, clean the house, take care of business, heal up from whatever medical problems but she was gonna let me know for a foto-shoot soon. I said Ok.

I am amazed to have experienced this and understand little of it. I think she's bisexual and that the female is her lesbian lover AND her business partner. I don't know why that epic ****-test had to be conducted on me right there, but I felt like a fvcking guinea-pig.

So all I can do now is just do some NC. I am not looking for any mindfvcks.

She was talking about how to be sexual for foto-shoots and that she was planning on helping me to unleash that sexuality. I mean COME ON!!!! I was really ready for it, but being the person that I am, I didn't get overly excited, because I knew something could go wrong, and something DID go wrong.

Anyways, please let me know what you guys think.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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I just hope you didn't try to tell stories because you are quite possibly the world's worst story teller.

Also if she used the "If I Wasn't Gay" line and then is living with her manic-depressive ****blocking business partner then dude, she's gay. She just wanted to smoke your sh!t.
 

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You had two chicks in a room, one of them was laying on a bed, the other was talking your ear off and giving you hugs.

You got freaked out, nervous and left.

I honestly don't understand the big problem was.

IMO, you didn't go for the close when opportunity presented itself. Now she's having second thoughts because of this.
 

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Peaks&Valleys said:
IMO, you didn't go for the close when opportunity presented itself. Now she's having second thoughts because of this.
U could be right about that. She was making sexual hints before the crazy one entered.

Concerning her friend, I had to get out of that situation.

I guess I should respond more sexually aggressively. Bad move on my part then. I am fvcking corny sometimes when it comes to women.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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BTW, just for details, let me tell you the ****-tests and the fvckery going on here.

As soon as the grenade walked in, I greeted her by raising my hand but I did a little peck(beta move on my part). I noticed it, and I noticed that the model chick noticed as well. I thought I could recover, but before I knew it I was being offered tea, which I suppose I should have refused.

Then I was feeling pressured because they asked me what kind of person I am and how quickly I get angry/whether I hold grudges. I told them I try to nip things in the bud.(passed that one AFAIK).



I was trying to calmly let them know I was annoyed, but I could have gotten angry. I think they were expecting me to raise my voice at a point, but I didn't. Then they actually asked me if I was spiritual. I thought to myself 'WTF does that have to do with anything?', and I said Yes. I noticed though, that according to their reactions, they consider a spirituality beta, soft, etc. I was going to say that just because I'm spiritual doesn't mean I will subject myself to bull**** sufferings because other people want me to control the situation. Being spiritual to me implies that I don't let people superimpose themselves on me.

I didn't say that though, and their hamster wheels were spinning big time! I couldn't grasp the bull by the horns because we have a business relationship...

Their paradigm is fvcked up, I barely even want to relate to these women, it's incredibly superficial, the way they were judging me. I can't believe these women consider spirituality beta. WTF. Whether I'm a religious man has nothing to do with anything. Where are these women coming from??
 

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JohnChops said:
^ dude who cares. you act like these girls are the only ones out there. relax lol
I'm supposed to work with those fvckin people.

I guess they say not to sh*t where you eat but I didnt pay attention to that rule.

I just went over to the house and got the ****test of a lifetime which I don't think I thoroughly passed, I can tell she is in doubts about me. but I am quite pissed off about this because they are judging me every fvcking second.

I don't want to deal with their crap, I am supposed to be above that. The only reason I sat down to listen to that crazy fvcking broad is because she seemed to be covertly threatening me if I left. I guess I should have manned up and asked her if she was threatening me for real.

I feel right now I don't even want to work for those people anymore as my pride has been stepped on. I am pissed off.
 

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You smoke too much weed and it made you paranoid. The grenade was just trying to make conversation. You should have impressed the grenade through conversation, which would have also impressed the model.
 

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Jules_Winfield said:
You smoke too much weed and it made you paranoid. The grenade was just trying to make conversation. You should have impressed the grenade through conversation, which would have also impressed the model.

It's not paranoia from the weed. And even if the grenade was 'just trying to make conversation', she was annoying as hell, and I don't want to subject myself to any bullsh*t.

The model would have been more impressed had I left sooner imo.

Just take my fvcking word for it please.
 

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typical ****blocking friend, she knew exactly what she was doing

the model chick may have a bf, making the ****blocker feel even more entitled to ****block
 

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Chicks like dudes who are "cool under pressure", who can handle $hitty situations that come out of the blue. They look to the guy for him to make a move and lead the way.

What was stopping you from laying down on the bed next your girl? Her friend? Why do you give a fvck about her?

"I thought we were just gonna hang out with the 2 of us? Your friend is making me nervous."
AFC:down: Beta. What's going to happen when you're out in town and some guy comes up and starts hitting on her? Are you going to complain to her and get all butt hurt then go sit in the corner and pout?

If you were chill and relaxed and didn't care about the friend being there then either your girl would have asked her to leave or, possibly....the friend could have joined you :) If not and she really wanted to see you then the next time you came over she'd make sure you two had some alone time.
 
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