HB 9's and 10's...man WTF!!

[ExcelNPrevail]

We all know these creatures walking around with there symetrically gorgeous faces and "oh so nice" fat deposits that adjust rightfully along with there curves, and her endowed milk sacs that makes our minds wonder. "Man I just have to sc*** her!" You go ahead and go for it...but no.....nothing...you just sit back and watch time fly. Thinking of what could of happen if you just tried it. You let more of these women slip on by and you start to realize its all in your head, but no you still haven't done nothing about it.

Now that right there is my problem....I suck at getting at hot women. I mean cute and semi beautifull girls for me are easier to attract and have cofindence to approach, but man oh man.....you put me with a 9, or a 10 and I just shut up, become silent, just nonexistent to the world.I know, I know what you guys are gonna say...."Well ENP your problem is you put these women on a pedestal high above you." Yeah...true but how can you remove this curse of a mind trick out of me? Or is it something else??

Any DJ brothers have any form of help on assiting me?

I would gladly appreciate it.

 

[labrat]

Think of them taking a crap?

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

dude I used to work at disneyland. My job was to ask people questions when they first walked in a bunch of demographic questions. zip code, how many days at the park, what hotel they are staying in, etc. most people had no problems coming up with quick answers to easy questions. But the HB8's and up, had difficulties. It's like they're brains gave up developing early in life simply because they didn't need to. Sorry to say, but many HB8's and above are RETARDS, with little or no social skills other than screening all the drooling fukktards trying to get in their pants.

Solution???

SCREEN THEM. When you approach a HB 8 9, Don't think to yourself" oh god oh god she is hot oh god oh god"

think "ok, after we FUKK, is she smart enough to even know how to fix me breakfast???"

You're opener should be: "What's your favorite Eggs Benedict Recipe?" she'll be "uh, um...er......huh?"

or something along those lines

make her pass YOUR tests

 

[Mavrick]

Think of them taking a crap?

Man, I went on a date Friday night. This girl got hammered. She went to the bathroom and was gone a while. As she was coming back, there were these people walking by. So, I decided to ask her, out loud, if she pinched it off. The people started laughing and whispering. Then I ask if everything came out all right. Then the people walking by start laughing. She was so embarrassed. Anyway, that must have worked because I hit it later.

 

[dopexile]

I question if these kind of women are worth it. I mean... I am perfectly happy with an HB8... andhot girls are often high maintenance, have a hotitude, and create a lot of drama. Cute girls are often a lot more pleasant to hang out with.

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

I question if these kind of women are worth it. I mean... I am perfectly happy with an HB8... andhot girls are often high maintenance, have a hotitude, and create a lot of drama. Cute girls are often a lot more pleasant to hang out with.

I don't think he wants them to be his gfs. I think most guys realize that hb 9 and 10's make good bangs not good girlfriends. If you look for relationships with the hottest girls you see you will only find dissapointment. There is a direct correlation in women with their hotness and the amount of air there seems to be in their head

 

[ChrizZ]

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[The Deacon]

I question if these kind of women are worth it. I mean... I am perfectly happy with an HB8... andhot girls are often high maintenance, have a hotitude, and create a lot of drama. Cute girls are often a lot more pleasant to hang out with.

Or hot girls who are late-bloomers. If you're a girl and you've been hot from the time you were 12, you won't have a personality. Guaranteed. You'll have so many AMOGs up on you that you keep going into relationship after relationship and you'll define your identity based on who you're with. You'll be like "I'm Sarah and I... I... I have a boyfriend that I love very much." You won't even have something to say about you.

9s and 10s have that problem. And to tell you the truth, they're all really insecure. I promise, more than anything, that they think about this sh!t as much as you do. Just cause they have status doesn't mean they're insecure. Think about it. You probably have a couple of average-looking girls looking at you wondering if you would ever date them, but you're just not attracted to them. You're insecure, and they fall asleep and dream about you. No one that you crush on or find hot is by any means a "perfect specimen." Not even close.

That's just my long-winded way of saying that HB9s and HB10s are human. Lol.

 

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Any DJ brothers have any form of help on assiting me?

Yes, 10's dont exist, unless youv'e been visited by a real life sent from the heavens angel. (10 = 100% perfect). For that matter I dont even think 9's exist imho.

Start looking at chicks logically and subjectively. It melts any perceived power you think she might have over you. It takes practice but after awhile hotties can become just as neutral to you as ugs. I could'nt even put a chick on a pedestal now if I tried.