"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MM92

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Yes.

If you can't take something from this site then you're a lost cause as far as I'm concerned. The basic principles are all spot on I've found. And that's through **** loads of experience. I've been active with girls since 13 and that's 7 years. Loads of successes and **** loads more mistakes.

Learn the basic principles and APPLY them. Get out and make mistakes. It's all a learning curve.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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floydb25

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
^^^Then delete your account and write on your blog. We also agree that 99.9% of what you write is pathetic.
This made me lol. Good stuff. :crackup:
 
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